The company policy one is beautiful. A priest and two Rabbis are walking along the beach. The priest is going on about all the miracles Jesus performed, and when he mentions that Jesus walked on water one of the Rabbis interrupts with, "That's nothing, I can do that now!". The priest, who not suprisingly doesn't buy this, dares him to. The Rabbi, sure enough, walks out over the water, comes back, and keeps walking. The stunned priest follows for a while, and eventually exclaims, "Well if you can do it, surely I can to!". And so the priest walks out into the water and drowns. The Rabbi looks to the other and says, "You think we should've told him about the sand bar?"