Here's a laugh

[Michaelangelica]

Check out the Fixed Earth website, the non-moving Earth and anti-evolution web page of the Fair Education Foundation. Read all about the Copernican and Darwinian myths aiming to challenge the "truthfulness" of the bible and creation itself. It's a riot...

Sometimes I despair of Americans- but that HAS to be a spoof! (?)

[freeztar]

Sometimes I despair of Americans-

 

Hey now, don't lump me together with those quacks!

I keep saying we should fence in Kansas, but nobody seems to be with me on the idea.

[Tormod]

Hey now, don't lump me together with those quacks!

I keep saying we should fence in Kansas, but nobody seems to be with me on the idea.

 

Says the guy from Atlanta.

 

In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

 

So where DO you tie your giraffes? :)

[freeztar]

So where DO you tie your giraffes? :)

 

Parking Meters, of course.

[Pyrotex]

obviously giraffes must be tied to television antennas.

[freeztar]

Although that would seem logical, more often than not, they are tied to lightning rods.

[Pyrotex]

aahhhh! you are a conniseur of barbequed giraffe, yes??

[freeztar]

hmmm...

I think you have me confused with Boerseun...

[Pyrotex]

hmmm...

I think you have me confused with Boerseun...

:)

Of course I do. What greater honor could I bestow upon you?

:eek: :)

[Boerseun]

Thank you, thank you...[/bow]

 

But if we're talkin' fried giraffe, please remember to practice safe lunch, and use a condiment.