T-Shirt Designs

[paigetheoracle]

I was going to print up my own T-Shirts and was wondering what amusing or pointed slogans and quotes people would put on their own ones?

 

Here's a couple of my own:-

 

Stand out from the herd - become a nerd!

 

Enjoy being a freak - be proud you're a geek

 

I'm putting on a brave front - considering what's going on behind my back

 

Fiddler on the roof star has accident - Topol, over

 

Arrogance is stupidity disguised as insanity

 

Science - it all looks Geek to me

 

Phil-ossify is for the stoned

 

When it come to alcohol consumption - Buds wiser than either Becks or Miller

 

A fool and his life are soon parted

 

I'd rather forget what I've forgotten, than remember what I imagined

 

Blair today - gone tomorrow

 

Swear to an oaf of allegiance (George Bush)

[Tormod]

My other t-shirt is clean.

[sanctus]

From anmesty international:

Not all people behind bars serve drinks

 

From a bar somewhere in the swiss mountains:

I drink to drown my problems ... but this damn bastards can swim!

 

From Borseun:

We don't serve women, you have to bring your own.

 

Exerpt from the prayer to the vine-god Baccus:

...give us today our daily vine and save us from water

 

First three laws of the Boss:

1) The Boss is right

2)The Boss is always right

3)In the impossible case the Boss isn't right see laws 1) and 2)

 

My first signature...

[GAHD]

with a big enough engine a brick will fly

 

Time flys like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

 

31337

 

The truth only hurts those who would hide it.

 

whilst thou sleep, the

Dread God Murphy

plotteth against ye.

[Mercedes Benzene]

I recently bought a shirt that I get a kick out of

 

Front: "Schrödinger's cat is alive"

Back: "Schrödinger's cat is dead"

[InfiniteNow]

For our Aussie ladies:

 

"I only F*ck guys who plant trees."

 

 

Which leads me to think of what would work in America:

 

"I only give Hummers in Prius."

 

 

So... let me think. What would be a good equivalent for the guys? Hmmm...

 

"I recycle. Wanna F*ck?"

 

:hihi:

 

 

 

"I still like Bush, just not our president."

 

:shade:

[InfiniteNow]

More Trees,

Less Bush

[TheBigDog]

5318008

[CraigD]

Most of the items on my t-shirt wish-list are graphical, not textual in nature. The only one that fits this thread is: "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" is not meaningless.

[InfiniteNow]

5318008

 

So, I presume if you're wearing this, you've stopped your exercise program?

 

 

:)

 

[TheBigDog]

So, I presume if you're wearing this, you've stopped your exercise program?

 

 

:)

 

I knew you would recognize that string on numbers.

 

I am not quite there, but I am too close for comfort.

 

Bill

[CraigD]

5318008

I knew you would recognize that string on numbers. :)

Took me a while - I kept thinking "selboob"? What twisted 3vil's this?

 

Could get a bunch of good t-shirt l33tage offa MegaTokyo - but it's a bit like internet crack for me, which I struggle to keep moderate.

[freeztar]

Took me a while - I kept thinking "selboob"? What twisted 3vil's this?

 

I'm still lost, thinking "selboob" also. :)

[sanctus]

Same as freeztar...

[Jay-qu]

There are some great ones on thinkgeek.com

 

some of my fav's:

 

2+2=5 (for extremely large values of 2)

 

If your not part of the solution, your part of the precipitate

 

warning radiation emited from this shirt at 300000km/s

 

and simply: me > you :phones:

[sanctus]

Translated from german but should work as well in english:

 

masses of weapons destruction

[Chacmool]

So, I presume if you're wearing this, you've stopped your exercise program? :hihi:

 

 

:) ;)

 

:friday:

No, he designed the t-shirt for me. ;)