How to build a pyramid.

[teacher]

 

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[teacher]

Well, the next series should be finding the compass directions by the stars, and ways to check that against the directions obtained from the sun. I had em' all, but my image hosting site went belly up, and I haven't een able to find them yet. They might be on Ma's PC, but she's in Dublin slapping the Blarney Stone if I know her, so I'll wait til she gets back before I redo those.

 

Lemme point a few things out for those of you that ain't so bright.

 

The way I get the blocks outta the quarry, that 6" step method? That's the same way they get up the pyramid.

 

Here's the deal. I used to move safes and other heavy stuff. For a company so cheap we didn't have a forklift. Got real good at moving stuf around with rollers and levers.

 

Everything I've shown here about moving heavy stuff, I've done. A lot. So don't bother with the "rollers don't roll" and levers can't lift that much" and crap like that i've heard a gazillion times before.

 

This, and stuf that follows, has been read at least 100,000 times with not one mistake, flaw pointed out yet.

 

Cause there is none. Later I'll be linking to other sites with anciliarry stuff that will be important. Not yet.

 

But, for now.

 

There is hardly any evidence at all about how the pyramids were built.

 

The road I make outta the blocks that comprise the top blocks of the pyramid explains why there is no evidence on how they got from hither to yon.

 

Don't even think about suggesting the blocks were dragged on sleds.

 

A lot of this stuff , jokes and what not, are topical to the site I originally posted this on.

 

But, you gotta meet Billo.

 

Billo is my arch enemy at my home site, a political forum, so, without further ado, Billo...

 

 

Now, it may seem like some stuff is out of order, jumps around, not quite set up for you guys.

 

You'd be right.

 

There's a reason for that.

 

I'm not really putting to much effort into this. I mean, let's face it, I'm new here, I hardly know you guys, and frankly could care less about you.

 

This is about me and twiwdi.

 

In case you missed that part, and I'm sure most of you did, cause I spend most of my replies screaming "read ALL the words" that you guys don't before asking your fool questions and starting in with the incessant "but teacher, they dragged the blocks on sleds" over and over and over, twiwdi is what I call my theory.

 

I like naming stuff, what can I say.

 

Depending on how ingnorant this place is will earn you your name.

 

twiwdi stands for, "the way I would do it".

 

Unless new evidence shows up no one is ever gonna know how this was done for sure.

 

I'll stick with Occam's Razor.

[Cedars]

I am just curious about one thing.

 

Is this the same format you submitted your suggestion to NASA in?

[InfiniteNow]

You didn't happen to attend school in Texas, did you? You remind me of some of my old classmates.

[teacher]

I am just curious about one thing.

 

Is this the same format you submitted your suggestion to NASA in?

 

Lord no.

 

Should have though, eh?

 

At least maybe one of them would have printed it out and stuck it tho the break room fridge with their "I want to believe" magnets between the "How to repair eyeglasses with masking tape" manual and the "Make your own pocket protector" brochure and maybe then someone with some brains there, (janitor) could have ran with it to someone else with pull.

 

I should try that.

 

Nah. I'll just keep posting large on the internet as I build my following of morons who believe, then one day, we will rise up and slay the unbelievers, throw off the yoke of "I gotta degree and you don't" that keeps our pay down, pick up a jaw bone of an *** and get busy wearing out some friggin idiot PHD's.

 

And don't you get started on the "you can't build a pyramid if you don't footnote and cite references" crap.

 

I'll start throwing bodies around and it will get ugly fast like.

 

Then we'll have to get said janitor to clean up the blood.

 

You'll see.

 

I been at this a couple of years now.

 

I know the deal.

 

(Watch the views)

[teacher]

[teacher]

You didn't happen to attend school in Texas, did you? You remind me of some of my old classmates.

 

Now I'm a loser.

 

Got no flaws to point out though, do you slick?

 

Next couple of days should be interesting.

 

Usually leads to a banning or shocked, numb silence and then you just keep nodding your head yes and I'll remind you to wipe the drool now and again.

 

Loser.

 

Classic. How long did it take you and your bowlegged dog to come up with that one there genius?

[teacher]

Now, I enjoy bragging, boasting, and making grandios claims, then backing them up.

 

Provided I'm the foreman, my workers have been trained well, by me, all the 2.3 million blocks that make up the great pyramid are staged, I can build it in two years of 40 hour weeks with two weeks per year for vacation.

 

It's in this old but goodie if you can figure it out...

 

 

Check this. Allready got a mod talking about me getting banned...

 

http://hypography.com/forums/181720-post24.html

 

But they never can tell me why.

 

In the end they usually make sumpin up.

[InfiniteNow]

Check this. Allready got a mod talking about me getting banned...

 

http://hypography.com/forums/181720-post24.html

 

But they never can tell me why.

 

In the end they usually make sumpin up.

 

Well, there are a set of rules, but ultimately it's their treehouse and if they don't like you they can drop you out on your head. Simple really. You don't walk into your neighbor's house and say, "Hey, quite a shithole you've got here. I'm gonna go piss on your carpet," and expect to stay for very long.

 

Your first two or three posts were somewhat clever, but now you're just boring and annoying.

[teacher]

Yea, my pal freeztar said sumpin about being interested in the Coral Castle.

 

I used to post on a forum about that before it got hacked.

 

This knowledge may come in handy later in this thread, you never know.

Anyway, at that forum they worshipped Ed, the builder of the Coral Castle, till I came along and blew it for them with drawings and such.

 

Here's how you stand sumpin tall up by yourself...

 

 

I see the modsquad in the house eyeballing me.

[teacher]

Well, there are a set of rules, but ultimately it's their treehouse and if they don't like you they can drop you out on your head.

 

Private ownership. This place is not a democracy, they can do what they want at any time and I ain't got a problem with that.

 

Simple really. You don't walk into your neighbor's house and say, "Hey, quite a shithole you've got here. I'm gonna go piss on your carpet," and expect to stay for very long.

 

You mean YOU don't.

 

Your first two or three posts were somewhat clever, but now you're just boring and annoying.

 

Thank you, I get that a lot.

[CraigD]

A couple of questions, teacher:

• The scheme you describe in post #2 would leave many artifacts as durable as the pyramids themselves. Can you present any evidence of such artifacts?
  
• In your intro thread, you mention

  See, I moved safes and other heavy stuff for a company so cheap we didn't even have a forklift.

  Safes, even really big ones, however, are nowhere near as heavy as the 15000 kg stone blocks found in some pyramids. What’s the most massive object you’ve ever, personally moved with simple levers, rollers, and blocks like you describe in post #2?
  
• Assuming you’ve not actually quarried a 15 ton stone, levered it up a flight of 6” steps using wood/bronze levers and rollers, can you produce the simple engineering calculations necessary to show it would work. I’m not saying it wouldn’t, just that, absent actual evidence-from-doing, if you can’t support a claim with hard numbers, you’re just offering unqualified speculation.
  
• Have you actually worked in stone quarrying? I ask because, while not dwelling on minutia, you seem to gloss over (by way of a stick figure with what looks like a hammer and chisel) some of the biggest practical problems involved, the actual drilling, splitting, dressing, etc. of the stone. These problems are not trivial, even using modern tools and techniques.
  

Last, a request – actually, a demand: Stop calling me and my fellow hypography members morons, or asking us to ask our dads and grandfathers to explain tools that even my (elementary school aged) grandchildren can understand fully given a few minutes of google time. It’s really offensive, and makes this site unattractive to the viewership that allows it to make enough money to continue existing. You are allowed to post here as a guest, and, if you don’t behave accordingly, will removed and any offensive material you posted expunged.

 

If you seriously want to present your ideas, why behave in a way that reduces the number of people who read them, or cause these readers to question your credibility?