pianoman1976 Posted August 14, 2007 Report Posted August 14, 2007 Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost myelectron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." :shrug: Turtle, Zythryn, Tormod and 1 other 4 Quote
eric l Posted August 14, 2007 Report Posted August 14, 2007 Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost myelectron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." B) Well, as long as it is not H(for hydrogen)IV-positive... DougF 1 Quote
arkain101 Posted August 14, 2007 Report Posted August 14, 2007 Relatively speaking.. lol....If you are you and you have a ball, if you lose that ball you are still you. Would it really be positive in its own perspective.. Just kidding, good joke. Quote
freeztar Posted August 14, 2007 Report Posted August 14, 2007 A neutron walked into a bar and asked how much for a drink. The bartender replied, "for you, no charge." Quote
Zythryn Posted August 14, 2007 Report Posted August 14, 2007 ROFLMAO, thank you Pianoman, I had never heard that one before:) Quote
Mercedes Benzene Posted August 15, 2007 Report Posted August 15, 2007 Mercedes Benzene! hahahaa. Wow. Chemistry jokes shouldn't be this fun. Quote
Turtle Posted August 15, 2007 Report Posted August 15, 2007 proton: Hey, did you hear about the convicted gang of Hydrogen atoms? neutron: No...what happened? proton: They had to put them all in isolation to keep them from creating con-fusion in the prison. :doh: :D :eek: Quote
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