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Dear Mods,

Have you not realized that you have created an image for me beyond the truth of my job position as a xenosociobiologist? It has come to my attention that you have been unsuccessful at identifying all of my accounts. Most of them are active and well groomed. Then there are the accounts that bleed through social conceptions and thrive off of meaningless conversation, like what is the most intelligent animal in your opinion. I am a virus of the system and will never be shut down. Out of 67 well kept accounts your team has only banned 19, and of those 19, half of them where not even suspected to be me. You may have killed the fly, but have you found where it has laid its eggs?

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Who else is the scholar?

 

Perhaps they just login as "wine." :surprise:

 

 

We have never been unreasonable.

Try to speak in the first, not third, person when making such comments mate. Never is a very long time. :singer:

 

 

Ps3_huang... Who's that? I wonder if he's related to Ps2_huang... :naughty:

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This is just stupid. And sad. But I guess out of all the online people in the world, we are bound to run into a few of those who have no life, no brain, and ain't gettin' any, either. This poor sod is prolly living in his mother's basement and impersonates innocent young girls on chat sites to get his rocks off. The biggest moment in his life up to this point, has been to create multiple accounts on a popular science website without being caught. Everybody say with me, all together now:

 

Whooptee doo. (Or should that be whooptee doo-doo?)

 

PS: Microbiology Scholar, the rumours are true. You really are an idiot. And you have waaaaaaaay too much time on your hands. Get a hobby. If you have multiple accounts, riddle me this: Who actually cares? If any of your accounts crosses the line, they will get banned. If any of your other accounts actually contribute, they will make it and the content be appreciated. At best, it points to too much time and not enough brain cells.

 

Come on. Step back a little and consider the ridiculousness.

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We should have a contest for most intelligent post. No wait, #1 in this thread wins hands down. ;)

Rats!! :)

 

I was hoping for at least an honorable mention.

 

How about a scavenger hunt, Tormod? Let's all search for

Micro-BS Eggs!!! :D

Posted
Hm...something's rotten in the state of Hypography. It must be due to the lack of fish.

 

I would advise to start a fish poll, but then it becomes a question of, "Which came first, the fish or the fly"? :hihi:

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