The cure for baldness

[use4d]

If you are bald and would like to cure it, please do the following.

 

GET:

 

(a) 1 teaspoon of table salt

 

(:hyper: 3 or more DROPS of regular tap water

 

© MIX water and salt into paste

(NOTE: use enough DROPS of water to get salt "grainy" NOT too watery)

 

(d) rub and massage into scalp and rinse off with water

 

(e) DO THIS ONCE A DAY ONLY UNTIL NEW HAIR GROWTH APPEARS

[CraigD]

If you are bald and would like to cure it, please do the following.

 

GET:

 

(a) 1 teaspoon of table salt

 

(:winter_brr: 3 or more DROPS of regular tap water

 

© MIX water and salt into paste

(NOTE: use enough DROPS of water to get salt "grainy" NOT too watery)

 

(d) rub and massage into scalp and rinse off with water

 

(e) DO THIS ONCE A DAY ONLY UNTIL NEW HAIR GROWTH APPEARS

Use4d, you also have claimed that salt water cures AIDS

To cure A.I.D.S, this is the recipe for the cure:

 

 

1. One 8 ounce (oz) glass of water

 

2. 1/2 teaspoon of salt

 

3. Mix well and drink once

 

 

This is known as The Philosopher's Elixir.

You’ve not supported either claim.

 

I suspect that you don’t intend to, but rather are engaging in some program to see what reaction these laughable claims provoke. Such a use of these forums is not welcome.