Dumbest computer quote of the day

[alexander]

please no more then one quote per person a day

 

 

"Start using a Mac......unhackable so far."

[C1ay]

My cup holder is broke

[Queso]

"Unable to find DrawSprocket context"

 

;)

[Rincewind]

A Windows-error type dialogue box I got recently:

 

Device Connection Status

 

Logitech device(s) Connected:

MX 5000 Keyboard

 

 

Logitech device(s) not connected:

Mouse Click here to connect

 

:)

[Buffy]

"No one will ever need more than 640k." -- Mr. Bill

 

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years, :thumbs_up

Buffy

[alexander]

help desk call - "i get a page not found, no matter which website i go to" ....

[freeztar]

Where is the ctrl-alt-del key?

[C1ay]

Where's the "any" key?

[alexander]

No, no I'm talking about free dial up internet not the regular internet...

[Tormod]

- Did you install Windows?

 

- No, the builders did it.

[freeztar]

Considering the current sad state of our computer programs, software development is clearly still a black art, and cannot yet be called an engineering discipline. - Bill Clinton

[alexander]

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[Rincewind]

kixor: well, how are you going to get around the north american ip ban?

Kovia: duh, last i checked i live in texas

Kovia: and texas is south america

Kovia: way to go, idiot