Fun(ny) Poll Topic Suggestions

[alexander]

Not everyone can make polls, yet they can be fun, and exciting, as well as very controversial. The idea here is to brainstorm for some funny polls for the future of the watercooler section :hihi:

 

Some ideas for some fun (and funny) polls (examples):

 

Porn or religion, which one do you enjoy more?

Should stupidity be outlawed?

Minimum IQ for US voters?

Cake, Ice Cream or alcohol, which one is more important at a birthday party?

Extend the weekend to 3 days by working 2 hours more every day?

What's your favorite soup?

 

i don't know, but i would like to ask fellow hypographers, for some good fun or funny or both, poll topics, not pertaining to other sections, so, polls like "should pi be rounded off to 3?" and stuff, just wont be accepted.

[InfiniteNow]

Have you ever been turned on watching a cooking program?

 

Benadryl is A) a cough suppressant, good when the beer runs out, C) the best thing in the world to get the kids asleep?

 

Can you remember the names of all of the people you've had sex with?

[alexander]

Have you ever been turned on watching a cooking program?

i almost fell off my chair laughing

 

Can you remember the names of all of the people you've had sex with?

hmm lets see umm, thumb, index, middle, ring, pinkie... (back at ya )

 

more poll oppinions:

 

Best characters for geek porn?

Have you ever had sex with anyone who begged you to stop, because battlestar galactica was about to begin?

Should coffee be recognized as an official religion?

Should your resumee list your chess game scores?

Is there life on earth?

Have you ever been turned on by your partner beating you in DnD?

[InfiniteNow]

Out of these choices, what was the first thing you ever touched erotically: a) an abecas; :) a caculator; c) a motherboard; d) a chess board?

 

How many regular sized people can fit into your pants? "1", "2", "3", or "skinny people look breakable".

 

When you go camping, in your opinion, what is most important: a) matches/lighter; B) marshmallows and hot dogs; c) beer; d) mushrooms?

 

If you had to choose one, who do you find most attractive: a) Dick Cheney; B) Pee-Wee Herman; c) Stephen Hawking; d) Mr. T; e) that Corky kid from from Life Goes On?

 

If you could go to work without wearing pants, would you?

Follow-up: What do you do for a living? :)

[Turtle]

Not everyone can make polls, yet they can be fun, and exciting, as well as very controversial. The idea here is to brainstorm for some funny polls for the future of the watercooler section :rolleyes:

 

Some ideas for some fun (and funny) polls (examples):

 

Porn or religion, which one do you enjoy more?

 

I think the smut talk belongs at Hypography about as much as the drug talk does. Take it to PostMagnet - Index

[Tormod]

Ooooh, killjoy... :rolleyes:

[InfiniteNow]

I think the smut talk belongs at Hypography about as much as the drug talk does. Take it to PostMagnet - Index

 

I'm going to note that Alex has quite a few more staff tags under his avatar than you, and that he didn't pay for those like you did, so it's not likely appropriate for you to act all high and mighty and tell him where to place his posts.

 

 

 

Smut is something which: a) gives life it's flare and color; :phones: should be completely banned; c) is way too expensive and should be subsidized; d) is subjective.

 

People who don't get laid enough tend to be: a) on a path to spiritual righteousness; B) far too common; c) envious of others who do, or d) real assholes.

 

:rolleyes:

[alexander]

Turtle, here is why i will not take this post to PostMagnet:

 

It is a brainstorming idea for polls in the watercooler section of hypography, not post magnet.

"Smut" is a bit of a wrong word to use in the context you used it in, the humorous nature of this thread was very likely going to bring topics such as sex, porn and making fun of religion, they are very popular, and if you are not ok with either one, well, its a personal matter that should be resolved else ware (you can pm me, i'll always listen). If you can't understand the humorous nature of this thread, you can skip over it and read something constructive, because last thing i want, is an offended individual, i'd rather get fewer reads.

 

Drugs are very much allowed to be discussed at hypography, as long as it is of some sort of a scientific manner, whether discussing the chemical composition of something, or researching effects. That belongs in the chem section, or biology, a scientific section of the forum, this is watercooler, it's meant to be a place to relax and discuss things that do not really pertain to science.

 

Last time i was on postmagnet was over a year ago, it is likely that i wont visit it any time soon either, so your request would simply be unmanageable.

 

I am not going to loose my cool, i respect you, turtle, as everyone, but i am not going to move the thread, it is no different from the "Why america is fat and stupid", "Quality Jokes and Humor" or "Does soul have mass" threads, no different and belongs here.

 

what was the first thing you ever touched erotically

lol whatever happened to:

soldering iron

screw driver (or wrench)

blow torch

encyclopedia?

[Turtle]

...I am not going to loose my cool, i respect you, turtle, as everyone, but i am not going to move the thread, it is no different from the "Why america is fat and stupid", "Quality Jokes and Humor" or "Does soul have mass" threads, no different and belongs here.

 

You asked for comment and controversy. I gave them. :QuestionM

[Tormod]

Oh come on, cool down people. You're in the Watercooler! :QuestionM

[freeztar]

Einstein Vs. Brittany Spears...Who can tie their shoelaces the fastest?

 

My momma Vs. Your Mama

 

"TV Dinners" are...

 

Handcuffs. For officers only?

[alexander]

Sweet, ty turtle, i understand now, thank you for participating :doh:

 

peace :(

 

T, it's all good :QuestionM

 

Handcuffs. For officers only?

i got a set of police hand cuffs, so they are not for officers only :doh:

 

Should drifting and motorcycle stunt riding be a part of x-games?

 

Should camera lenses come with clothes filters that filter out most female clothing ?

 

Should repeat offenders have a marking on their license plate?

 

Minimum IQ for morning commuters?

 

Should fire trucks during Christmas/New Year season be repainted into the more traditional red and green.

 

Should we send a speeding ticket to the north pole?

[Turtle]

Sweet, ty turtle, i understand now, thank you for participating :)

 

peace :)

 

:D It's all good.

 

Clearly Identified Fun(ny) Poll Question: Should Turtle stop hiding humor double-deep and self-referentially?

1) Yes

2) No

3) What?

4) No

[freeztar]

:D It's all good.

 

Clearly Identified Fun(ny) Poll Question: Should Turtle stop hiding humor double-deep and self-referentially?

1) Yes

2) No

3) What?

4) No

 

:)

 

I love you man! You keep everyone on their toes and then some.

 

Cheers mate!

 

Btw, my answer is #3. :)

[alexander]

Should Turtle stop hiding humor double-deep and self-referentially?

Turtle, you are a funny guy, had me scared for like a while :cheer:

 

Should hypo topics have a rating similar to movies (e, pg, pg13, r, x, xxx... etc)?

 

How many ways can you think of of using gum?

 

What's the most erotic part of a womans body?

A. Breast

B. Butt

C. IQ

D. The calculator she is holding

[InfiniteNow]

What's the most erotic part of a womans body?

A. Breast

B. Butt

C. IQ

D. The calculator she is holding

 

E. The part that's doing the cooking.

 

 

:cheer:

[InfiniteNow]

Have you ever known you would receive a rep before you got it (come on turtle)?

 

 

Have you ever told your boss they were hot?

Have you ever had to tell the bosses daughter that you couldn't go past 3rd base with them?

 

Which would you rather say to your boss: a) I am more qualified than this paycheck implies; :) If only you knew the **** I know; c) Your ignorance is the best thing I've got going for me; d) You are a short-sighted dictatatorial ***** and I refuse to work for you any longer.

 

 

What would you rather do with a watermellon: a) smash it with a sledgehammer; :shrug: share it at a barbeque; c) have a contest (whether chunkin' it or spittin' it's seeds); d) fill it with Everclear, let it sit overnight, and get way--sted the next day!