Fun(ny) Poll Topic Suggestions

[Turtle]

Turtle, you are a funny guy, had me scared for like a while :eek:

Let's see if I can startle you again.

 

 

Fun(ny) Poll Question

 

When planning my next farm-animal sex-junket abroad, I look for a reputable firm specializing in:

 

1) Dogs

2) Ponies

3) Goats

4) What?

5) Sheep

6) Fowl

7) Cattle

8) Anything with fur

9) Feet

10) Discretion

11) Editing facilities

12) A clean cafeteria

13) Leather

14) Low taxes

15) I never plan my trips; they just happen

Other

[alexander]

When planning my next farm-animal sex-junket abroad, I look for a reputable firm specializing in:

 

1) Dogs

2) Ponies

3) Goats

4) What?

5) Sheep

6) Fowl

7) Cattle

8) Anything with fur

9) Feet

10) Discretion

11) Editing facilities

12) A clean cafeteria

13) Leather

14) Low taxes

15) I never plan my trips; they just happen

 

;) ROFLCOPTERS

 

 

Which one would you rather have:

 

a) A beowulf cluster of atomic super men

Yet another dooms day device

c) The *does the quotes thing with his fingers* "Laser"

d) 100 5000 core XMT processors super computer

e) A 100km particle accelerator

f) Some antimatter

d) other cool thing or device (specify here)_______________

[Pyrotex]

If I won the Nobel Prize for Literature, I would want it to be for:

1. Yet another profound analysis of Shakespeare's use of sexual onomatopoeia

2. A compelling biography of Adolph Hitler and his fetish for Bavarian sheep

3. A novel in scottish dialect telling the story of a detective and his randy sister

4. A documentary of the sexual habits of priests and popes during the Dark Ages

5. A treatise on the role of metaphor in dirty jokes

6. An historical novel revealing that Madame Curie ran a brothel for lonely mathematicians

7. A sensitive and touching expose of the role of Bavarian sheep in Realpolitik

8. A rearrangement of the 80,000 Names of God into a series of erotic haiku

9. A novel of sex among the gods, written entirely in Sanskrit with Latin footnotes

10. A treatise on why the word "poo-poo" is more vulgar than the word "pee-pee"

[Thunderbird]

If you could choose 2 types of super powers what would it they be.

 

1. Invisibility..

 

2. Ability to fly.

 

3.Turn any substance into gold.

 

4. Attract any women or man, and sustained orgasm for over one hour, for both participants.

 

5.Telkenisis.

 

6.Telepathy.

 

7.Strength of the incredible hulk.

 

8. Kill people on TV with magic remote, Thus making you god of all television. {beats the hell out of the rating system.}

 

9. Time travel.

 

!0. Own a star gate to every planet in the universe.

 

Explain why you think yours are the best two.

[InfiniteNow]

Have you ever tried to fast-forward live tv, only to realize that the program you were watching was not recorded, and then done it AGAIN at the next commercial break? :doh:

 

 

Would you rather vote for a) President, B) worker's compensation, c) American Idol, d) Hehehe... let's go get tacos.

 

 

When someone challenges how the details fit together in the new Hollywood blockbuster "10,000 BC," like asking if Ancient Egyptians really had mamoths, they are: a) a thinking person with a keen eye for details and an enjoyment of history, B) likely a harsh movie critic in general, c) no different than people who challenge the historical and geological accuracy of Lord of the Rings.

[alexander]

Discoveries you have made upon watching the previews of the movie "10,000 BC"

 

a) World seemed to be a bit more animated, though 1/2 inhabited with real people

:doh: There already seemed to exist a market for elephant tusks, because 1/2 the mammoths are missing them, perhaps that contributed to their extinction?

c) That saber tooth lions were not always friends with little kids, mammoth or sloths...

d) Apparently everyone in 10,000BC was Scottish?

[Turtle]

I think Conan O'Briens hair ...

 

1) is the penultimate Pomapadour hybrid

2) is too short

3) What!?

4) is the penultimate Pompadour hybrid

5) Who!?

6) feels just right.

7) makes me blow chunks just thinking about it.

8) smells like lavender.

9) harbors the New Whoville.

10) keeps the masturbating bear returning time & again.

[InfiniteNow]

Did you know there's a war in Iraq? a) Yes; B) No; c) It's called Iran, dumbass. :doh:

 

How many different ways are their to make a pig delicious? a) 1-10; B) 11-20; c) 21-30; d) >30; e) Mmmmm... Bacon!

 

Our society as a collective (not you, but the majority of the populace) would rather see: a) a cure for cancer; B) the bombing of Mecca; c) Paris Hilton doing something; d) rapture; e) another governor in a sex scandal :hyper:

 

If Hillary Clinton wins the election, what should Bill be called? a) The First Husband; B) The first first husband; c) President Clinton; d) former President Clinton; e) The subject of several interns' restraining orders. :hihi:

 

If the dollar keeps tanking in world markets, I'd rather be paid in: a) stocks; B) food and housing; c) sex; d) compliments; e) bacon. ;)

[Michaelangelica]

This is a great idea!

Stick them in water-cooler and I will bet you get more responses than "serious" polls

[Ahmabeliever]

This poll is only for men :naughty: and very masculine women... :hihi:

 

If you had a sex change would you be

 

a) A more manly man

 

B) A more manly woman

 

c) A total nympho

 

d) Stuck at home with nothing to wear

 

I wanna do thunderbirds poll.

[freeztar]

I wanna do thunderbirds poll.

 

Ditto!

[alexander]

If you were the last person on the planet, which one of these would you rather use as a reasoning for a suiside?

 

a) lack of social interaction

:) lack of knowledge how to obtain food

c) having to now define fashion

d) lack of electricity

e) sex or lack there of

f) lack of further releases of Family Guy

g) lack of further releases of Girls Gone Wild

h) a good combination of the above

i) mmmm Bacon

[DFINITLYDISTRUBD]

!!!!!!!!