STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium

[Garry Denke]

Royal Society Fellows have discovered that Stonehenge was used as a Football Stadium after its deep Ditch had yielded no Coal. Ancient energy mining prospector, LORD Fellow of Woodhenge, converted its white Ditch chalk pilings into Bleachers for enthusiastic area Sport fans.

 

Eleven (11) Gaps between six-foot tall Banks of the discovered Eleven (11) Bleachers made for quick and easy Latrine access to the Ditch, according to Royal Society Fellows, before the six-foot deep Toilet silted in.

 

Football Stadium Bleachers / Latrine

 

 

LORD Fellow of Woodhenge constructed a Ticket Line area with timber posts in the Ancient sunny northeast Avenue Entrance, with Players coming and going Freely through a southern Lower Entrance. Royal Society Fellows also found that Football became popular soon afterward.

 

Fifty-Six (56) Fence Posts separating the Eleven (11) Bleachers full of enthusiastic Sport fans were found in a Circle around the Stadium playing area. Horizontal fence Rails prevented Crowds from storming the Field.

 

Stadium Field Protection Posts / Latrine in Blue

 

 

Two (2) Goals at opposite ends Perpendicular to the Rising Sun served as Fair Lighting for both Team Sides and were constructed of Four (4) Station Stones, two (2) for each Goal. "Laws of the Game" developed with Number of white Ditch pilings made by LORD Fellow of Woodhenge.

 

Royal Society Fellows concluded Sport fans of Eleven (11) Banks and Sport fans of Eleven (11) Bleachers must have agreed the "Laws of the Game" were a lineup of Eleven (11) Players representing them to "Foot the Ball".

 

Stuffed Animal Skin Ball

 

 

Today, the most prestigious International Football competition is the FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) World Cup, founded 5,000 years ago at Stonehenge. It is the most widely viewed in the World, boasting an Audience twice that of the Summer Olympic Games.

 

Championship Awards numbering in the Hundreds stand as a Testimony to the many Teams who competed at STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium. Abandoned due to its Success, there were too many Trophies on the Field.

 

Garry Denke

[InfiniteNow]

Royal Society Fellows have discovered that Stonehenge was used as a Football Stadium

 

I'll give you the chance to site cite the source of your statement, but until then, you're full of ****.

 

Royal Society Fellows claimed that stonehenge was a giant fertility symbol, not a sports arena. Prove me wrong. I dare ye.

 

 

 

Also, neat way to include a volleyball from a Tom Hanks movie. :D

[REASON]

Has Wilson been recovered! :eek:

 

I thought he was lost at sea.

 

Is this a recent photo? He looks great. :D

[Garry Denke]

I'll give you the chance to cite the source of your statement, but until then, you're full of ****. Royal Society Fellows claimed that Stonehenge was a giant fertility symbol, not a sports arena. Prove me wrong. I dare ye. Also, neat way to include a volleyball from a Tom Hanks movie.

 

STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium

 

Royal Society - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

The Royal Society - the UK's national academy of science

 

A Volleyball Stadium also.

 

Garry Denke

[InfiniteNow]

STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium

 

Royal Society - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

The Royal Society - the UK's national academy of science

 

I know precisely what the Royal Society is, jackass. I'm waiting for you to support your claim that they stated that stonehenge was a ballfield.

[REASON]

Well, now neither of these links appear to reference Stonehenge as a Football Stadium. :doh:

 

My understanding is that even today, the purpose of Stonehenge is still a mystery but favorite explanations include an Astronomical Observatory, Astronomical Calendar, or a place of religious worship.

[Garry Denke]

Has Wilson been recovered! :eek:

 

I thought he was lost at sea.

 

Is this a recent photo? He looks great.

 

It is all true actually.

 

Foreign cowhide and pighide animals found:

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Stonehenge's huge support settlement

 

International bones discovered there also:

Huge Settlement Unearthed At Stonehenge Complex

 

Olympic athletes' housing was discovered:

National Geographic News Photo Gallery: Stonehenge Builders' Village Found

 

STONEHENGE: The First Olympic Stadium:

2012 Olympics - Google Search

 

History repeats Itself,

 

Garry Denke

[InfiniteNow]

Another non-relevant link...

[Garry Denke]

 

Stonehenge stands as a Tribute to the great World Olympians

who Came all of the way Cross Country just to Compete there

 

 

Why ye dishonour them?

 

Garry Denke

[Garry Denke]

3100 (BC) Olympic Games Football Competition

 

The Durrington Wallers defeated the Woodhenge Warriors, 7-6.

Olympic Stadium footballs not found yet.

Excavation continues.

 

Fellows Arena Gladiators Report:

 

Skeleton Could Hold Secret To Stonehenge (from Salisbury Journal)

 

2300 (BC) Olympic Games Archery Competition

 

German "King of Stonehenge" Amesbury Archer champion won the Gold.

Boscombe Bowmen took the Silver and the Bronze.

'The Body from the Ditch' lost.

 

'Backside Bullseye' Game Target.

 

Garry Denke

[Garry Denke]

Archery Judge Willers Wallers (Backside Bullseye)

 

Skeleton Could Hold Secret To Stonehenge (from Salisbury Journal)

Stonehenge Was A Site Of Battles (from The Wiltshire Gazette and Herald)

 

After Woodhenge Warriors' Men's Football loss in the 3100 (BC) Olympic Games to the Durrington Wallers (7-6) at Stonehenge Amphitheatre (alternatively Amphitheater), the Warriors changed their Olympic Men's and Women's Teams' name to "Willers". In the 3096 (BC) Olympics, it was the Woodhenge Willers over the Durrington Wallers in that infamous Sudden Death Match overtime thriller. 1-0 final score. In the Women's Archery competition, it was the Willers over the Wallers also, following their Men's Archery competition victory. Willers' Olympic Men's and Women's Teams dominated the 3096 (BC) Games and were so popular after those Olympics that even the River Wylye (one of eight rivers draining the area) was renamed (previously called Warriors River).

 

The Sudden Death of 'the body from the ditch' (Stonehenge discovery of 1978) caused by multiple Arrow Wounds in the back, said body on display at Salisbury Museum, sadly occurred during the 2300 (BC) Olympic Games' Women's Archery competition at Stonehenge Amphitheatre. Archery Judge Wallers Willers' (known as Backside Bullseye here at State Press) untimely death, referred to as a Stonehenge Sentinel Skeleton (SSS) by Dennis Price, archaeologist (Stonehenge expert) and described in This Is Wiltshire Network (Gazette & Herald, 7 March 2008), unfortunately occurred at said Amphitheatre when Archery Judge Wallers Willers (SSS) made an untimely movement from behind the Judge Honor's guard (target Game shield) causing His Sudden Death.

 

Later the town of Wilton and county of Wiltshire adopted their names in their Honor.

 

360 feet - Stonehenge Amphitheatre latrine (Ditch) diameter

320 feet - Stonehenge Amphitheatre bleachers (Bank) diameter

285 feet - Stonehenge Amphitheatre fence (Aubrey Holes) diameter

 

The interior is Anciently perfect in size.

 

3100-2600 BC - Stonehenge Olympic Games field - No stones

 

(SOS) Stonehenge Olympic Sports:

 

Archery, Athletics (track and field), Ancient badminton*, Ancient baseball, Boxing, Fencing, Ancient field hockey, Football (soccer), Ancient pentathlon*, Ancient softball, Wilto, Wiltwondo, Ancient tennis, Volleyball, Weightlifting (rocklifting), and Wrestling.

 

*Note: 3000 BC - Wooden structures added for Ancient gymnastics; Uneven bars, Balance beam, Salisbury floor exercise, and Vault (for Women), and High bar and Parallel bars, Salisbury floor exercise, Vault, and Pommel horse** (for Men).

 

**It evolved from exercises used by Homo erectus and Neanderthal, including skills for mounting and dismounting a horse, and various performance skills.

 

2600 BC - Olympic Games' first Rock (Bluestone) Trophies awarded.

 

Salisbury Museum "the body from the ditch" Exhibit

The "Stonehenge Sentinel Skeleton" SSS Theory

 

Was the SSS's name The Right Honourable Archery Judge Wallers Willers who got killed in that tragic Target Archery accident, or was the SSS's name The Right Honourable Archery Judge Willers Wallers who got killed in that tragic Target Archery accident?

 

Stonehenge Archery's deceased Field Target Archery Judge's last name must have been Willers, not Wallers, because Wiltshire would be called Waltshire if it was, which of course it is not. Likewise, Stonehenge Archery's deceased Field Target Archery Judge's first name must have been Wallers, not Willers, because Wiltshire would be called Waltshire if it was, which it is not. Us here at State Press who have investigated this matter, therefore, are going with "Stonehenge Archery Judge Wallers Willers", not "Stonehenge Archery Judge Willers Wallers", unless you have a better foundation of historical information at your disposal than any of us.

 

Here is how it will be printed with His name unreleased: "UK, Wiltshire, Salisbury Museum exhibit 'the body from the ditch' SKELETON was a Stonehenge Archery Judge who inspected an Archery Field Target at Stonehenge prematurely, a volley of Archers' Arrows accidently causing His death from behind." And here is how it will be printed with His name released: "UK, Wiltshire, Salisbury Museum exhibit 'the body from the ditch' SKELETON was Stonehenge Archery Judge Wallers Willers, deceased, who inspected an Archery Field Target at Stonehenge prematurely, a volley of Archers' Arrows accidently causing His death from behind."

 

Sentinel: Middle French sentinelle, from Old Italian sentinella, from sentina vigilance, from sentire to perceive, from Latin, year 1579, an Archery Judge is a Sentinel of Archery, vigilant and perceptive. Olympic Games Judges - Sentinels of respective Sports, therefore "SSS Theory" unified.

 

Stonehenge Free Festivals Were Completely Wonderful...

 

G. Willy Wally

[Garry Denke]

 

Backside Bullseye

[Turtle]

Archery Judge Willers Wallers (Backside Bullseye)

 

Skeleton Could Hold Secret To Stonehenge (from Salisbury Journal)

 

 

G. Willy Wally

 

A SKELETON, which has been on prominent display in Salisbury Museum for nearly a decade, could hold the secret to Stonehenge's mysterious past and show the site to be an arena of gladiatorial combat, an archaeological expert has claimed.

 

The skeleton, that of a man who had been killed by arrows in 2,300 BC, was discovered in the ditch surrounding the stones during excavation work, carried out by Professor Richard Atkinson and J.G Evans in 1978. ...

 

:( Gee willikers Mr. Wilson! I'm all walleyed over the arrows in the skelly. Was any more work done on it, or do you know the particulars of the arrows? How many? Where located? Type of arrow head? Any parts of the shafts recovered?

 

I hear the authorities determined the 5,000 year old 'Ice Man' was arrow-shot too. Anyway, on the Stonehenge, I think the world needs nothing less than to employ a lot of young curious people to dig the whole thing up to a such a depth that no stone is left un-turned, and give them college credits for learning to do it right. Then on to the Sphinx. :evil:

[Garry Denke]

:hyper: Gee willikers Mr. Wilson! I'm all walleyed over the arrows in the skelly.

"Was any more work done on it?" - Yes

"Do you know the particulars of the arrows?" Yes

"How many?" 6 for certain, 7 (more) probable

"Where located?" Simultaneous in back

"Type of arrow head?" Flints stone :eek:

"Any parts of the shafts recovered?" No

 

Salisbury and South Wiltshire Museum : Galleries

 

Over 300 skeletons (7th Cavalry Regiment and Lakota-Northern Cheyenne) are in graves at Little Bighorn Battlefield monument, and yet at the Stonehenge 'monument' there are [were] only 2 Stone Age skeletons in graves; Archery Judge Wallers Willers who died in an archery accident, and Construction Worker Willers Wallers who died in an earlier construction accident. Interesting enough none of the 7th Cavalry Regiment skeletons at Custer's Last Stand had a simultaneous volley of seven (7) arrows shot into the back of any 7th Cavalry Regiment soldier.

 

The Royal Society - Council for British Archaeology - Wessex Archaeology (and Stonehenge expert, Dennis Price, archaeologist) - Triple Crown Claim - that Stonehenge was a sacred temple of "ritual combat" between one (1) noble "gladiatorial" Stonehenge Challenger shooting one (1) noble "gladiatorial" Stonehenge Sentinel in the back, such customary "ritual" being a simultaneous volley of seven (7) arrows shot into each Stonehenge Sentinel successor from behind :doh:, is not only righteously illogical but mechanically impossible for one (1) to perform.

 

I hear the authorities determined the 5,000 year old 'Ice Man' was arrow-shot too. Anyway, on the Stonehenge, I think the world needs nothing less than to employ a lot of young curious people to dig the whole thing up to a such a depth that no stone is left un-turned, and give them college credits for learning to do it right. Then on to the Sphinx. :cup:

 

Happy Paddy' Day Turtle!

 

 

(you Salis Bury Stake too!)

 

[Turtle]

"Was any more work done on it?" - Yes

"Do you know the particulars of the arrows?" Yes

"How many?" 6 for certain, 7 (more) probable

"Where located?" Simultaneous in back

"Type of arrow head?" Flints stone :eek:

"Any parts of the shafts recovered?" No

 

Salisbury and South Wiltshire Museum : Galleries

 

 

Happy Paddy' Day Turtle!

 

(you Salis Bury Stake too!)

 

:cheer:

 

Has Seren Dipity been talking about me to you again? Don't believe half of it, and none of it about my shaft. Now about the heads, the arrow heads Garry, stay with me...so, do you know anything about the classification type of the points found in Willers/Wallers in da ditch? On reading that the Waillys got stone backed and no mountains, I recalled a show I recently saw on the Clovis points found in N. America, and I seem to recall further they said the only similar type of bi-facial point with flutes is found in France. Mon dieu! What's an Irishman to do?

 

Well, this one Googled 'stone aroowhead classification' and found this from your neck of the woots. >>PROJECTILE POINTS

The typology of projectile points that have been distributed throughout Texas aides many archaeologists in the analyzation of the cultural prehistory of certain regions of Texas. Once archaeologists determine the geographical context and temporary distribution of certain types of projectile points, they can use the information to ascertain the time period from which the points belong. Archaeological experts are still rather unclear on why ancient Indian tribes changed the shape of projectile points over time. Many base their theories on the production of new and various types of weapons, such as hafted knives (see image on right), and fluctuations in the types of animals hunted. These evolutions in style prove conducive, however, as they "provide invaluable indicators of the chronology of culture change in different regions of Texas"(Turner and Hester, 1985:10). ...

 

So, that's a rap & it's off to knap,

day is gone & knights no sap.

:phones:

[Garry Denke]

Thus Stonehenge originally, as most of the Stone Age henges dugout in Britain, is the remains of an Ancient hunt for Coal fuel

 

 

LORD Fellow of Woodhenge (above) converted the failed Coal exploration sites (dusters) to recreational Sport amphitheatres

 

Coal Bowl, Old Heaven

 

 

Ancient spectators sat on Fenced out banked Bleachers facing The Super Bowl, as thousands still do at the 'Oldest' stadium

 

Yale Bowl, New Haven

 

 

Proof being Crosskeys Coal samples, a Pigskin Leather football and Lambskin Leather volleyball inside Heelstone Locker 'room'

 

Interesting enough Sportsters

Yale Bowl is a Coal duster site

 

Garry Denke

[Turtle]

Thus Stonehenge originally, as most of the Stone Age henges dugout in Britain, is the remains of an Ancient hunt for Coal fuel

 

LORD Fellow of Woodhenge (above) converted the failed Coal exploration sites (dusters) to recreational Sport amphitheatres

 

Coal Bowl, Old Heaven

 

Ancient spectators sat on Fenced out banked Bleachers facing The Super Bowl, as thousands still do at the 'Oldest' stadium

 

Yale Bowl, New Haven

 

Proof being Crosskeys Coal samples, a Pigskin Leather football and Lambskin Leather volleyball inside Heelstone Locker 'room'

 

Interesting enough Sportsters

Yale Bowl is a Coal duster site

 

Garry Denke

 

I expected a curve, just not an oval. :) So it was new coal and not new copper they came across the pond for you think? Or both? The coal was to use in metal manufacture may I presume? That wiki is a caution; answering a complaint before it is raised. We've been burmed! :) Is Captain Russel listening? :phones: ..........:eek2: