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Stole this from a Norwegian paper, I guess they stole it from an American website. It's pretty interesting. I won't disclose my wife's score...suffice it to say, she scores pretty low on the cold feet thingy and the church attendance. :shrug:

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"Dress for breakfast"?!?!?! :shrug:

 

If you're an extremist, and don't go to church, does your wife still get points for the "Religion" thingy if she makes sure your kids' suicide belts are nice and tight?

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Oh my, I'm a horrible wife (or would be if ever (oops!) I did it again): red nail polish, the cold feet routine, "religious," "flirts with other men at parties," and especially "asks husband's opinions" do me in. I do know how to say "darn" to a sock, but I don't think that's what they mean...

 

To my credit, I do like children, and unless I'm going out or having a party, I never wear a dress around the house, especially one that is "soiled or ragged." And of course I wear my very fashionable PINK sweatpants for breakfast...

 

Seams on hose! How quaint! Even my fishnets don't have seams! :cheer:

 

ANY one of various entertainments may be given to present a young girl to society. The favorite and most elaborate of these, but possible only to parents of considerable wealth and wide social acquaintance, is a ball, ;)

Buffy

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Rate a wife? How can you rate a wife with questions? Where are the explicit pics? How can you rate a wife without explicit pics? Ooopps, maybe I should back off the net porn for a while:doh:

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It is mathematically impossible to get more than 25 points in the merits... So even an ideal woman with straight seams on her hose and darns socks religiously still would rate as poor...

 

So the fix is in? I knew there should have been some pics in there somewhere:hihi:

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I think this is part of a larger survey in which there are several forms (note this one is called "Wife's form") so perhaps the total score is not for the wife but the overall "marriage".

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And of course I wear my very fashionable PINK sweatpants for breakfast...

 

Mine are purple!!

 

I decided to score myself and it turns out I'm a very poor wife. At least I wear socks to bed...

 

Husband's can now be rated too.

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Mine are purple!!

Well, yes, they're pink, but they're also PINK....

 

About half my designs are controlled fantasy, 15 percent are total madness and the rest are bread-and-butter designs, :hihi:

Buffy

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Well, yes, they're pink, but they're also PINK....

 

About half my designs are controlled fantasy, 15 percent are total madness and the rest are bread-and-butter designs, :hihi:

Buffy

 

Are you saying you design for Victoria's Secrets?

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I thought I posted this already but it didn't appear (wow I hope I didn't post it in the wrong thread:doh:) My wife and I took the test, she scored a 88 I scored a 86.... We are so good, after 32 years of marriage we should be!

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Well, yes, they're pink, but they're also PINK....

 

About half my designs are controlled fantasy, 15 percent are total madness and the rest are bread-and-butter designs, :hihi:

Are you saying you design for Victoria's Secrets?
No, it has "Buffy's Asterisk" on it. You have to look it up yourself!

 

That is the key of this collection, being yourself. Don't be into trends. Don't make fashion own you, but you decide what you are, what you want to express by the way you dress and the way to live, :phones:

Buffy

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No, it has "Buffy's Asterisk" on it. You have to look it up yourself!

 

That is the key of this collection, being yourself. Don't be into trends. Don't make fashion own you, but you decide what you are, what you want to express by the way you dress and the way to live, :hihi:

Buffy

 

Oh my god! You mean you are old enough to know obscure references only I would know! Why this must mean your avatar picture isn't really you! And I went through hell to post a real picture of me as my avatar!(Yes, I'm a paisley patterned mantis shrimp;)) I carry my fashion around with me all the time.....

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! And I went through hell to post a real picture of me as my avatar!(Yes, I'm a paisley patterned mantis shrimp;)) I carry my fashion around with me all the time.....

 

I had not looked that closely.. I has assumed it was a mimic octopus, connecting it with the blue-ring in your signature...

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No, it has "Buffy's Asterisk" on it. You have to look it up yourself!

 

That is the key of this collection, being yourself. Don't be into trends. Don't make fashion own you, but you decide what you are, what you want to express by the way you dress and the way to live, :naughty:

Buffy

 

I am trying to figure out how things work on this list, this is the first list I have really been serious about. I'll get it sooner or later:doh:

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I don't dare rate my wifey as I KNOW I am not worthy!

 

And dfinitly would not hold up to well being rated in comparison.

 

My Wifey is perfect as far as I'm concerned and that's all that matters...

(even better she actually believes I'm perfect for her....talk about lucky...it's obvious she's slightly mad and unable to recognise just how rough her diamond in the rough really is!!!:) WHOO HOO!!!)

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