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and, a moment for the tow truck company number that I keep on speed dial in my cell phone so that I can get the damn neighbor's POS @#(*@!#)$(* out of my parking spot when I come home dead tired.

 

muahahaha...zzzz

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A moment for big companies ( Tag Bodyspay ) that like to have a sense of humor. I recently (yesterday :D) read the Rolling Stones magazine and in it there was an ad for Tag and on the bottom right of the page there was a little red box with something like "If you find yourself in a dicey and or sketchy situation caused by Tag affected females, call this number immediately. No joke." The only thing I'm sure was in there is the "No joke." :hihi:. So, I called just to see if it actually was no joke... and it wasn't! I swear, that was one of the funniest phone calls I've ever made.

 

The number is 1-888-TAG-ASST (1-888-824-2778), I don't know if it works outside of the states, but if you are in the US you should definitely give this number a call :D.

 

They have options like: If you are currently hidind behind a dumpster from Agatha the lunch lady who has a "love sandwich" on her menu, press 5. If you are currently being stalked by 3 or more females, but less than 11, press 1. If you are crossing international borders and have stirred up a hot international affair press 4. etc, etc. It really is most humorous, and the guy saying all the options makes it funnier.

 

(in the infamous words of Buffy) Joe Bob sez, check it out :D.

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he's alive ;) but sometimes that's just not enough. emotions alter perception with alters every single thing. a moment for the word alter.

both change, and an alter of focus.

i have found an alter in the wall.

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___A moment for everyone's forbearence while I adjust my bad attitude in solitude.

You can have all the moment's you need, my turtly friend. God knows you've given us more than a moment of your time when we've had rough days.

We'll be here when you feel like sticking your head back out of your shell, ok?

In the meantime, take a moment for the beer I'm passing you.

This one's on me

;)

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