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A moment for my awesome parents for making fun of an anti-marijuana commercial this evening!

 

Commercial-"yesterday, my friends told me to smoke pot... and I did. Today, my friends told me to outrun the junkyard guard dog.... and I did. But I don't think I can. I am an idiot"

 

my mother-"pshhh! yeah, right! the biggest adventure you ever have when you smoke pot is when you go down to the grocery store after taking some fat bong rips.... and getting all paranoid.... trying to not look stupid!"

 

my father-"haha, I remember always walking down to 7-11, because I was too paranoid to drive, and buying a big gulp and some ridiculous candy products."

 

my mother-"yeah, like ho-ho's, those snowball things, stupid **** like that"

 

my father-"haahahaha, of course"

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A moment for my awesome parents for making fun of an anti-marijuana commercial this evening!

 

Commercial-"yesterday, my friends told me to smoke pot... and I did. Today, my friends told me to outrun the junkyard guard dog.... and I did. But I don't think I can. I am an idiot"

 

my mother-"pshhh! yeah, right! the biggest adventure you ever have when you smoke pot is when you go down to the grocery store after taking some fat bong rips.... and getting all paranoid.... trying to not look stupid!"

 

my father-"haha, I remember always walking down to 7-11, because I was too paranoid to drive, and buying a big gulp and some ridiculous candy products."

 

my mother-"yeah, like ho-ho's, those snowball things, stupid **** like that"

 

my father-"haahahaha, of course"

 

 

aw mAN.

i heard their exACT voices saying that, and i know eXACTLY the tones and diction that they used.

 

an anti pot commercial was on just two nights ago, and it showed a kid.

he was walking to school and stops to meet three guys.

they say yo you wanna hit this?

and the kid stops and looks at it and doesn't know what to do.

 

voice says "if you don't tell them, how will they know?"

 

my dad says "hey, lore, now you know, dont smoke pot."

we both smile and laugh.

i say yeah whatever.

 

then i proceed to some whole foods marshmellow.

 

mmh, vanilllllaaaaaaaaaaa . . .

 

oh yeah. . . take a moment for shiva's trident

Posted

a moment for the infamous pat on the back,

a moment for Black Top

and how much I HATE IT

 

A MOMENT FOR ALL OF YOU FREAKS WHO RAKE LEAVES

LET THEM ROT

BUT NO

CONCRETE'S IN THE WAY

CONCRETE DON'T BREATHE LIKE TREES

NO, NO

Posted
Wikipedia passed the million mark for articles in English last week.

That deserves uno momento, no?

no, i mean yes.. aww hold on - they deserve a moment no, no - so they do deserve a moment :confused: (900! w00t)

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