Create a caption

[Thunderbird]

 

Mommy is that a fairy ? No its a highly Poisonous wasp.

 

Mommy are we going to die?

 

Yes son we are going to die, now shut the hell up.

[freeztar]

[Thunderbird]

 

Brucemia the Gay lemur groomed himself more often than his fellow tree mates.

[Thunderbird]

 

They last thing that went though Snowball's mind, before the talons; was " Its just a bird, I can handle this."

[Thunderbird]

 

 

 

 

[Thunderbird]

320 lb Woman

 

 

 

 

I'm a bit dubious....and strangely aroused..

[freeztar]

 

One of her boobs is bigger than that girls head! :eek2:

 

Why the heck is she wearing high heels? :hihi:

[freeztar]

I tried doing this in the New Yorker and always drew a blank.

 

:)

 

I think I have a shot at winning one of the New Yorker contests. I'm going to start entering! I encourage other captioneers to do the same.

 

:hyper:

[freeztar]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Moontanman]

320 lb Woman

 

 

 

 

I'm a bit dubious....and strangely aroused..

 

I've alwasy liked a challenge.....

 

Living in the world of hobbits wasn't as much fun as Janice thought it would be. The little women didn't bother her much but the size of the men was quite frustrating!

[freeztar]

 

 

[Moontanman]

320 lb Woman

 

 

 

 

I'm a bit dubious....and strangely aroused..

 

Actually this is a fake, the woman is tall, about 6'8" if I remember correctly and the woman beside her is less than 5' tall and so is the man.

[freeztar]

Actually this is a fake, the woman is tall, about 6'8" if I remember correctly and the woman beside her is less than 5' tall and so is the man.

 

And here I thought it was photoshop. :)

[Moontanman]

And here I thought it was photoshop. :)

 

This went around on the net several years ago, the woman really is quite tall but not 7'4" they used short people, high heels and tricks of perspective to make her look gigantic. Still she is an impressive specimen of womanhood for sure! I'm only 5'9" (before the accident) she is at least a foot taller than me I would think.

[freeztar]

 

The Vatican finally released Goliath for public showing.

 

or

 

Breaking Science News: Evidence suggests that Pinocchio may have been related to Hominids, Gymnosperms, and Aves.

We had to compromise on our wedding registry list.

 

Might as well kill two birds with one stone.

[Thunderbird]

The Air Force's new stealth fighter really lives up to its name.

[Thunderbird]

Don't show off - linkinn.com