REASON Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 She was the kind of lesbian tree that enjoyed a strap-on. Quote
REASON Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 The evidence was clear. It was Bambi who had been eating all the newborn deer. Quote
REASON Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 What da f**k do you mean, "am I gay!?" Who you callin' gay!? Quote
Moontanman Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 Having finished experimenting with the black hole it was quickly found that the usual ocean dumping of waste from the accelerator wasn't going to work in this case. Quote
freeztar Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 The night before his demonstration, Jesus was having nightmares about walking on water. Quote
freeztar Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 The anti-crowd protest had a good turnout. Quote
freeztar Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 Do the unexpected! (try to exercise judgment though) Quote
Moontanman Posted March 11, 2009 Report Posted March 11, 2009 In recent years Michael Jackson seems to be having problems being the Thriller he once was! Quote
Moontanman Posted March 11, 2009 Report Posted March 11, 2009 While waiting for the tourists to bring him their picnick basket in payment for his protection, Yogi hears Boobo say: "Mr. Rangers not going to like this Yogi!" "Well f**k the Ranger Boobo!" Quote
REASON Posted March 17, 2009 Report Posted March 17, 2009 After 50 years of solitary confinement and the loss of all his feathers, ironically, all Tweety could think about was how much he wished Sylvester would come eat him and put him out of his misery. Quote
DFINITLYDISTRUBD Posted March 17, 2009 Report Posted March 17, 2009 Lil side note-Tweety was originally naked and was pink. Quote
REASON Posted March 17, 2009 Report Posted March 17, 2009 Lil side note-Tweety was originally naked and was pink. Surely you jest? :) As Johnny Carson used to say, "I did not know that." :) Quote
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