TheBigDog Posted November 3, 2008 Author Report Posted November 3, 2008 #33 clean the toilets. :)34) Give the dog some clean water. Quote
Pyrotex Posted November 3, 2008 Report Posted November 3, 2008 Congratulate questor for an excellent post. :eek2: Quote
C1ay Posted November 3, 2008 Report Posted November 3, 2008 37) Vote in the current U.S. election.....via absentee ballot :eek2: Quote
Pyrotex Posted November 3, 2008 Report Posted November 3, 2008 Congratulate myself for having voted two weeks ago! [pours one ounce of Jameson's Irish Whiskey] Here's to me!!![chugs whiskey] :eek2: Quote
DFINITLYDISTRUBD Posted February 1, 2009 Report Posted February 1, 2009 celebrate bein way late to the party (dis-ere or dat-der for ya foreigners) by gettin really bombed on corn licka........... whilst contemplating how poor a lover one would have to be to succeed in makin love 100 times in ine hour......... Whilst tryin to talk tha misses into a bit o playtime for the final half hour;) Quote
Pyrotex Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Go through all my settings and see if anybody has added any great posts to the threads I'm interested in. Actually, these days, that takes 10 minutes. So I spend the other 50 getting coffee and chatting in the break room. Quote
Thunderbird Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Have some chocolate chip cookies & milk, then a nap. :) Quote
Turtle Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 #43) Take the rug up from my floor, shake it outside most vigorously, hang it in the Sunlight, & turn extra-hourly. :) Quote
Pyrotex Posted February 6, 2009 Report Posted February 6, 2009 Generate a dozen small, simple Excel macros that automate some of the things that I do a dozen times (at least) every day. Like pasting values only, but not the formulas or formatting. Like going directly to the last column I'm using. Like zooming in and out. Quote
Tormod Posted February 6, 2009 Report Posted February 6, 2009 45) Contemplate why I can go to a Chinese restaurant and get a beeper which tells me when I can go and pick up my food, yet at the city Emergency Room I have to wait hours to even get the attention of a nurse. Civic service development, anyone? Quote
GAHD Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 46) Find a way to make a medium-to-long-range wireless signaling device that won't interfere with hospital equipment thus allowing Tormod to carry a beeper for his Chinese food and a beeper for his appendix removal. :) Quote
Pyrotex Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 It took me an hour to drive me and my wife, Gwen, approximately 6 miles in the most massive traffic jam on Interstate 45 (The Gulf Freeway) that I have ever seen. Four lanes solid, crawling. Pickups driving over the grass berm to get on the access roads. Cross roads clotted with folks who managed to get off I-45. Nine cars (on average) getting through each green of the left turn signal and onto Hiway 3, which parallels I-45. And Hiway 3 wasn't much better. Total driving distance: 6.2 miles; distance from house: 3 miles. One hour. And then the roads opened up like nothing was wrong. Pushed my Ford van to 70. Got to downtown Houston and peeled off I-45 onto a street I used to remember years ago. Got lost. Blindly found a parking garage. Got us up an elevator to an unlit exit in the middle of an unlit park. Asked directions from a derelict sitting almost unseen under a tree. Walked two blocks over broken sidewalks. Came into the light at Jones Hall. Our tickets were waiting at the Call Window. Went inside and got to our seats with 4 minutes to spare. Listened to two hours of the Houston Symphony playing all the John Williams movie themes! Star Wars! ET! Jaws! Superman! All in the name of love, and to celebrate Valentine's Day. :) :cheer: :cheer: :) :cheer: Quote
DFINITLYDISTRUBD Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 Seeking out the meanings to various hypnographers' thingies below their names.....Ex. Slaying Bad Memes Quote
Pyrotex Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 Esplainin' to folks that if'n they don't understand Slaying Bad Memes... ...they just might BE one! :) Quote
Michaelangelica Posted February 16, 2009 Report Posted February 16, 2009 This is a challenge to the membership of Hypography. How fast can we come up with a list of things to do with an extra hour? Tonight we have that extra hour, perhaps it will help us to complete the list faster. Since this is the competitions thread I am going to make a rule. Only one item per post, and you cannot make sequential posts, you must wait for someone else to post before adding another item to the list. I'll start: 1) Eat a pound of trick-or-treat candy.i guess this has to do with daylight savingSo i will say watch the twilight that much longer. a lovely time of the day to relax achill out But i also must tell you astory about DS. It is hated in the Deep North SunnyQueensland. (The East Coast of Oz can work on at leat two and sometime four different times in summer DSTr!) Something to do with cows and curtains fading quicker etcBut the most priceless and ingenuous one was a LOL who rang a radio station VERY upset. She thought it was 'shocking'' and' unfair' and 'unreasonable' to have DLS time. Fortunately she got a shock jock who was nice and listened, and listened, and listened, until his ears picked up and he started to ask some questions about her real reasons for objecting to daylight saving.By this stage a level of trust had built up, perhaps the announcer was bored, but he wheedled out of her, finally, that the reason she did not want DST was her husband going to work early- and wait for it. . true story- I'm Australian you can trust me!--her husband "would get his morning erection on the bus"The radio was totally quite-- followed by a quick record:) I kid you not; cross my heart. Quote
Tormod Posted February 16, 2009 Report Posted February 16, 2009 51. Watch our woods fill up with snow. Michaelangelica 1 Quote
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