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She was a single mom, a hooker wannabe

Dreaming of beauty that would open men's wallets

I played my role as a poor traveling salesman

And she played the teenaged farmer's daughter

A teenaged farmer's daughter, yours was?

Interesting, although farming's sometimes foul

Mine was a nimphomaniac alien from outer space

and I showed her the meaning of the term 'wormhole'

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I nailed this hot chick

She ordered "Come Here Mister!"

 

We had Lots of Fun and Love,

So What if she's my Sister?

Circumcising Racoon

was the funniest thing I saw!

I just walked up

and kicked his sister in the jaw!

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Circumcising Racoon

was the funniest thing I saw!

I just walked up

and kicked his sister in the jaw!

Incest is great, even Noah did it!

It's the best way to learn how to screw and blow.

Incest has been called by many bad names,

But it's just "sibling revelry", you know.

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when the president talks to god

does he ever think that maybe he's not?

that the voice is just inside his head

when he kneels next to the presidential bed

DOES HE EVER SMELL HIS OWN BULLSHIT?

 

 

i doubt it.:doh:

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