Quatrain Corner

[Turtle]

"Good night",wheezed the old man

as the smeared preparation h quickly

relieved his anal burning & itching

and he sank deep into the covers; "good night".

:hihi:

[Loricybin]

this is my last quatrain

ever.

-to end with the letter

Z

[Loricybin]

except of course this one

you must realize,

i had to do it

i mean, i'm kind of a spaz

[Tarantism]

we cannot get out

we cannot get out

drums in the deep.

they are coming.

[Pyrotex]

Crackling with electric torpidity

I roll out of a dream and scratch an itch.

I think I had sex with something vaguely blue.

The dark closes in and I hear myself snore.

[Pyrotex]

This is a test of the Automatic Quatrain Generator!

Line one is complete and line two is nearing its end.

So far, so good, as line three begins and ERROR ERROR ohmigod

.....something is wrong with the syntax brakes and line three isn't

.....ending but going on endlessly and I don't know how to stop it

.....unless maybe if I push this red button SCREEEEEETCH!!

Oh thank god it worked and now the quatrain is done.

[Tarantism]

i am justin timberlake

i yam justin timberlake

i ham justin timberlake.

here i stand, justin timberlake.

[Pyrotex]

we cannot get out

we cannot get out

drums in the deep.

they are coming.

We're gonna get out

We're gonna get out

Trumpets in the highest.

Light the engines--we are coming.

[Pyrotex]

Darwin, Winston, Nelson, Chapman,

can't help put the ***** on hold

when they know she

only has talk of herself.

God spoke while I was eating sushi in the Golden Dragon.

Petty complaints about the church roof and stained glass,

And how she needed to lose a few pounds and get a boob job.

When she asked me for money, I shoved wasabi up her nose.

[Pyrotex]

Welcome to the Quatrain Answering System.

If you haven't read this quatrain yet, push 1.

If you pushed 1 by mistake, please push 2.

If you do not wish to interact, push 5.

[Turtle]

Wont to Want; Interrobang

Blue is Six; Interrobang

Torpid Trumpets Touting Truth; Interrobang

The Answer is a Question; Interrobang

:phones:

[Loricybin]

interrogate

inter-irrigation

enter aggitation

station!?

[Pyrotex]

The interogative is entirely questionable today.

What the HELL do you mean by those Interrobangs?!

Could someone please give me a clue with my coffee.

I can't wake up and my schedule has fangs.

[Turtle]

The interogative is entirely questionable today.

What the HELL do you mean by those Interrobangs?!

Could someone please give me a clue with my coffee.

I can't wake up and my schedule has fangs.

 

Questioning Quatrain Quipping Quatrain

or

Sorry To Keep You Waiting

or

interrobang = !?

by

Feelo Jocularno

 

Ohhh lament, the hell it meant interrobang's the word Benz sent,

the meaning front to back is bent, but meaning still to it is lent,

the bang is exclamation point pent,

by question mark, so do you ken't!?

:esmoking:

[IDMclean]

We come full circle, you and I.

What more do we have in the end,

than what we began with in life,

other than the experiences shared, you and I?

[Pyrotex]

Questioning Quatrain Quipping Quatrain

...

I search my keyboard fruitlessly

For an interrobang producing key

With which to quip your quatrains back

In hyper-punctuation attack

[Turtle]

Alas!?

Alack!?

No interrobang

in the character map!?

:)