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The feel of her naked body, smooth and warm,

Arouses me as she snugly sleeps beside me in bed.

A sound from the kichen, "Honey, time to wake up."

Eyes open--pounding heart. She has vanish-ed.

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St. Valentine's day wish...........

 

 

That love will spread across boundries,

like fragrance of rose peddle perfume.

And melt those hardness of heart, and

by it, hate, anger, and fear consume.

 

...........................Infy

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Apples come in red, green, yellow and combinations,

Pomegranites are typically dark violet-pink.

I dare say I shant be your Valentine in this lifetime,

Because you are bovine, a bully, and your udders stink. :)

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Reflecting on that post of yours

will make anybody shudder;

You don't wanna know what you were sniffin',

'cause I sure don't have no udder!

If you don't have no udder,

Then I was sniffin the other end!

You may claim to be a bunch of bull,

But I claim you just pretend!

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