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let me slip into something more comfortable..

like your skin..

let me in,

and let's really start sharing.

 

Creepy, man! Composed by Hannibal Lecter? :eek:

 

Now for something more stylish and prosaic:

 

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her

Between two chunks of bread.

 

(APPLAUSE) Thank you... thank you... (MORE APPLAUSE) thanks, guys... (DEAFENING APPLAUSE!!!) really, thanks, guys

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lurking in the stairways are flesh covered ghosts.

their cardboard mattresses tell jokes without punchlines.

beer soaked beards cough and pucker, around mumbleberry lips.

the pot-bellied bullyfarts stalk the city streets tonight.

Posted

flatulent sheep all dancing in felt,

the vapor so strong that tin it would melt,

their elven steps ratted & tatted & tight,

not one will be sleeping through this winter's night.

:phones::xmas_sheep::xmas_sheep::xmas_sheep:

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