Quatrain Corner

[Racoon]

More violence in the Middle East today

Angry rioters headed our way! :Waldo:

 

The mob is hungry for blood and death

Can you imagine if they had crystal meth? :Waldo:

[Racoon]

Iran is headed for ability to Nuke,

Which makes our Congress want to Puke!

 

So we launch another Preemptive Strike,

One that the Radical Clerics might not like!

[Racoon]

Lets not forget our buddies in North Korea,

They're as fun as a bad case of Gonorrhea! :Waldo:

 

Guess the US will have its Military busy,

But for now the Bird-flu is making me feel Dizzy!

 

 

( Hey! I made somehting rhyme with Korea, other than Diahrrea :Waldo: )

[Racoon]

The Middle East is a Tinder Box,

What happened to all the peace talks?

 

Ravenous hordes are not thinking clear,

Cries for blood and arson I do fear

[Loricybin]

is this a present?

for me? you shouldn't have!

waittaminute, what's this ticking sound?

hey where are you - . . .

[Racoon]

Good one Lori! :Waldo:

 

I opened up my mail today,

But all this white powder was in the way,

 

All of a sudden I don't feel so good,

Gotta call 91..................uh..

[Racoon]

Don't hate me cuz' your God's a Tool,

I'll blow you up, you crazy Fool! :Waldo:

 

Try it again and then you'll see!

When you're in Hell, how right I'll Be! :Waldo:

[Racoon]

Lets line up our enemies One by One,

And Nuke em!..... Into Oblivion! :confused:

 

That would show em' who is Boss,

As we march to Jerusalem with our Cross!

 

 

Sorry guys, The political Fervor has got ahold of Racoon but Good! :Waldo:

[Turtle]

Brusk jays squabble & persnick,

more the seed to gobble pick,

all the fuss to just get fed,

but chickadees the feast have led.

 

 

 

:confused:

[Racoon]

Agree with Turtle, lets stop the Hate,

Begin birdwatching. Wouldn't that be Great?

 

The problem is that violence won't let go,

Until we pull our heads out of our Asses,.. No?

 

:confused: :Waldo:

[Racoon]

I hope Orby got a good rest,

Put his Quatrain skills to the Test! :Waldo:

 

He is creative, and pretty darn smarts,

But can he smell his own Farts? :confused:

[InfiniteNow]

Impressed and inspired by the posts of Racoon

Except that last one, that came from the moon :confused:

 

 

His skills at rhyming are rather profound

IMO, His quatrain posts stand on solid ground :Waldo:

[Racoon]

Whom do you speak of, InfiniteNow?

Orby and Racoon are in for a show down.. :confused:

 

Orby is awesome, and a moderator!

He posts good, and I am Not his Hater...:Waldo:

[Racoon]

Now lets get back to the basics at hand,

We'll fight and kill over some land!

 

I don't like you, and you probably hate Me,

So there will be no such thing as Harmony... :confused:

[Racoon]

Forget what is good, and forget what is right,

For this war and Jihad we must fight... :Waldo:

 

Because You have insulted Me,

We will die proving your Blasphemy! :confused:

[Pyrotex]

Why do we fling fire bombs at each other?

Is it because that we have different Gods adored?

Maybe it's because I don't like your mother.

But probably just because we are bored.

[Racoon]

A nice little poem, Pyrotex,

But it's East Vs. West, Now place your Bets!

 

I'll get sick, But you'll get Bombed,

that way, everyone is wronged...