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Humpty Dumpty accidently had a spill

One less chump I gotta' kill..

 

Jack and Jill bugged off the hill,

Trying to find a spot to chill ...........

 

 

Part 1

To be continued! :hyper:

Posted
Humpty Dumpty accidently had a spill

One less chump I gotta' kill..

 

Jack and Jill bugged off the hill,

Trying to find a spot to chill ...........

 

 

Part 1

To be continued! :hyper:

 

Zig-Zagging into a hole

To slam the dope that they stole

 

The Pied Piper didn't like gettin pinched

so he hired Racoon to get em' Lynched! :hyper: :phones:

 

 

Part 2

To be continued.....

Posted
Zig-Zagging into a hole

To slam the dope that they stole

 

The Pied Piper didn't like gettin pinched

so he hired Racoon to get em' Lynched! :phones: :hyper:

 

 

Part 2

To be continued.....

 

 

Jack thought he could run

Jill enjoyed all the fun

 

Smack, and crackle, Pop!

Jill missed a vein, her heart done stop...

 

 

Part 3

to be continued....

Posted
Jack thought he could run

Jill enjoyed all the fun

 

Smack, and crackle, Pop!

Jill missed a vein, her heart done stop...

 

 

Part 3

to be continued....

 

 

Damn Jack. Think real fast

Rac's on his ***, he ain't gonna' last!

 

Why Jack?... lifted all of Pipers Stash. :hyper:

Crossin' lines gets your body dumped in Trash! :phones: :hyper:

 

Part 4

to be continued

Posted
Damn Jack. Think real fast

Rac's on his ***, he ain't gonna' last!

 

Why Jack?... lifted all of Pipers Stash. :Glasses:

Crossin' lines gets your body dumped in Trash! :phones: :hyper:

 

Part 4

to be continued

 

 

All the Kings men didn't even notice

Humpty,Jack,or Jill Pushin up Lotus....

 

Now the Old Lady won't pay her Rent,

Makes Mr. Piper kinda' Bent!

 

Part 5

Posted
All the Kings men didn't even notice

Humpty,Jack or Jill Pushin up Lotus....

 

Now the Old Lady won't pay her Rent,

Makes Mr. Piper kinda' Bent!

 

Part 5

 

Damn crazy ol' Broad lives in a shoe,

All her kids do is huff Elmer's glue! :phones:

 

Plus all them kid's Ritalin addiction,

Time for Racoon to serve the Eviction..:Glasses:

 

Part 6

Posted
Damn crazy ol' Broad lives in a shoe,

All her kids do is huff Elmer's glue! :hyper:

 

Plus all them kid's Ritalin addiction,

Time for Racoon to serve the Eviction..:Glasses:

 

Part 6

 

Answer the door *****; I hear them feet,

Get Piper the money 'fore your *** gets beat!

 

Right damn now; better hurry quick!

Theres gas all over, I'm lighting this Matchstick..:phones:

 

Part 7

Posted
Answer the door *****; I hear them feet,

Get Piper the money 'fore your *** gets beat!

 

Right damn now; better hurry quick!

Theres gas all over, I'm lighting this Matchstick..:phones:

 

Part 7

 

Worst screaming anyone coulda' heard,

Thats what happens when you get Served!

 

Piper's rattlin' my ear about lil' miss Muffet,

She's holdin' back from whorin' her tuffet.....

 

part 8 :Glasses:

Posted
Worst screaming anyone coulda' heard,

Thats what happens when you get Served!

 

Piper's rattlin' my ear about lil' miss Muffet,

She's holdin' back from whorin' her tuffet.....

 

part 8 :Glasses:

 

That skank calls herself a miss?

Tryin' to Ho Rac makes me pissed.

 

Cough it up! dirty little trick,

I think all that HIV is makin' you sick.

 

part 9

Posted
That skank calls herself a miss?

Tryin' to Ho Rac makes me pissed.

 

Cough it up! dirty little trick,

I think all that HIV is makin' you sick.

 

part 9

 

Money's in my pocket, Bruises on her face,

Blood on the carpet, totally wrecked the place! :phones:

 

Racoon has had a busy days work,

Sniffing out varmits wherever they lurk!

 

part 10

the end... chpter 1 :Glasses:

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