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Posted

You are so high.

I love it.

You know, Not even gone

There, completely. Always Voxing lighly

Smox Knox silver ate the dough

watch him go mommy watch that

goes kablam

In certain situations.

 

Oh hey,

Yeah I'm part cactus

right now!

*

Posted

raccoon is a genius.

Look at those quatrains,

on the 113th page

of this thread.

 

go to the west,

you'll see some of the

best

Displays of Absurdity.

 

Raccoon you make me want to explode.

I will admit to you I am on mescaline,

Epiphony after Epiphony,

I'm part "American Indian" so it's perfectly legal, UNLIKE YOUR POETRY

 

So OUTLANDISH

are your words

when they're sagged

shiny rims.

 

No wonder why we fleed

when the raccoon's cousin peed

and left us all stranded

last summer.

Posted

it was amazing

i never expected anything so beautiful

to come so spontaniously

out of the place where all the poor people live, like me!

 

everybody who still knew how to have fun came outside in the rain and played with bubbles

from jeff's bubble machine

who I just smoked a bowl with

all the kids danced.

 

One girl,

a daughter of an ex meth user,

She danced in her nighty proclaiming:

"the miracle of life"

 

it was so trippy

to watch everybody

come outside

and love bubbles.

Posted
it was amazing

i never expected anything so beautiful

to come so spontaniously

out of the place where all the poor people live, like me!

 

everybody who still knew how to have fun came outside in the rain and played with bubbles

from jeff's bubble machine

who I just smoked a bowl with

all the kids danced.

 

One girl,

a daughter of an ex meth user,

She danced in her nighty proclaiming:

"the miracle of life"

 

it was so trippy

to watch everybody

come outside

and love bubbles.

 

 

****-

ing

Gold-

en

Posted

For those who weren't online last night

Racoon went off into out of sight!

 

Check out the first epic quatrain...

Its for the mentally and clinically insane!

 

pg 113-114

"Rac the Enforcer, in Fairy Tales Gone Wrong"

Posted

Fellow Hypographers - I need your help! I've been commisioned at work to write a "nice phrase, rhyme or something" for a card. The card is to congratulate the students at our firm who just passed their final exams to become chartered accountants (CAs).

 

Now, the record will show that I've never contributed to this thread. The reason for this is simply that I suck at writing good quatrains. To illustrate this, here is the only little "rhyme or something" I could come up with so far:

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

CAs are stupid,

and now you're one too.

 

See, I told you. It's obvious that I need your help! (or at least see of you can write something worse than mine)

Posted
Fellow Hypographers - I need your help! I've been commisioned at work to write a "nice phrase, rhyme or something" for a card. The card is to congratulate the students at our firm who just passed their final exams to become chartered accountants (CAs).

The jocular version:

- Ode to CAs -

For our Chartered Accoutants,

now over the test,

"Why the heck aren't you working?!"

Is the new office jest.

:hyper:

The serious version:

- Ode to CAs -

To our new Chartered Accountants

we say, "Congratulations

on your achievements

which allow us all to count on one another."

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