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...i think i should go to bed now...

Bed! Sleep! Get you some rest now.

Before it's time to start over, you bloke!

Write! Post! Make you some poems now.

Show us your mind in tendrils of smoke.

Posted
...Empty the trash, wipe the sink...

Raccy's whacky and he knows it

Zonked out Zen master is what he is:

Before bong, chop wood carry water.

After bong, chop wood carry water.

Posted
Raccy's whacky and he knows it

Zonked out Zen master is what he is:

:)

 

Forgive me for I know not what I do,

which is typing, smoking, drinking brew! :)

 

Putting the Zonk in Zonking,

while I find ms. Sugar Mama and get her Bonking!

Posted
Vacuum, dust, and Mop,

Washing laundry and dishes,

 

Empty the trash, wipe the sink,

Hire a maid IF I had 3 wishes!

 

Sanitize the Toilet, clean the glass

Pour some sweat, make them shine!

 

Scrub the tub, sweep the porch,

Ok, Hire a maid if only ONE wish were Mine!

 

:) :)

Posted
Bed! Sleep! Get you some rest now.

Before it's time to start over, you bloke!

Write! Post! Make you some poems now.

Show us your mind in tendrils of smoke.

 

SURE! Visit my words!

bongbythesink.tripod.com

or something like that

many tendrils lie motionless hover floor.

Posted

A Quatrain Ode' to Dear ol' Pyrotex:

 

A brilliant chap, living down in Texas,

If minds were cars, Pyro's a Lexus!

 

A bit eccentric and sometimes Sick,

You can be sure, he thinks with his D*ck!

 

:hihi:

(I get brownie points for rhyming Texas)

Posted
...(I get brownie points for rhyming Texas)

Yes you do!!! :hihi:

 

I admit I'm eccentric and sometimes sick,

I'll even admit I think with my d*ck!

Two brains are better than one in my sleep.

And it explains why I think... so deep!

Posted
How many grams

can racoon get

with forty clams

and smiles?

 

With my connect?

about 3.5, on scales and rates

 

WashingStonian no less! :) ;)

Best in the United States!!!

 

Hydro-ponic is our mother product!

although a bit of it is B.C.

 

need to go North hombre'?

Rac will set you free! ;)

Posted

no no no, you see

you've got it all wrong

a simple little green machine

provides you fuel for ~BONG!

 

if only, you green and purple magnifibeauty,

i long for you!

my closet needs you dormant,

so everyday will be forgotten properly!

:Tupac:

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