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Re-presenting the original in unabbreviated form!!! :cocktail:

 

When Fairy Tales Go Wrong!

by Racoon....

 

Humpty Dumpty accidentaly had a spill,

One less chump I gotta' kill

 

Jack and Jill bugged off the hill,

Trying to find a spot to chill

 

Zig - Zagging into a hole,

To slam the dope that they stole

 

Pied Piper didn't like getting pinched,

So he hired Racoon to get 'em lynched

 

Jack thought he could run,

Jill enjoyed all the fun

 

Smack, and crackle, Pop!

Jill missed a vein, her heart done stop...

 

Damn Jack, Think real fast,

Rac's on his ***, he ain't gonna' last

 

Why Jack? lifted all Piper's stash,

Crossin' lines gets your body dumped in Trash!

 

All the King's men didn't even notice,

Humpty, Jack, or Jill pushing up Lotus

 

Now the Old Lady won't pay her rent,

Makes Mr. Piper kinda' bent!

 

Damn crazy ol' broad lives in a shoe,

All her kids do is huff Elmers glue

 

Plus all them kids Ritalin addiction,

Time for Racoon to serve the eviction

 

Answer the door *****! I hear them feet,

Get Piper the money 'fore your *** gets beat!

 

Right damn now; better hurry quick,

Theres gas all over, I'm lighting this matchstick

 

Worst screaming anyone coulda' heard!

Thats what happens when you get served

 

Pipers rattlin' my ear about lil' miss Muffet,

Shes holding back from whorin' her tuffet

 

That skank calls herself a miss?

Tryin' to Ho Rac makes me pissed!

 

Cough it up! you dirty little trick,

I think all that HIV is makin' you sick

 

Moneys in my pocket, bruises on her face,

Blood on the carpet, totally wrecked the place!

 

Racoon has had a busy days work,

Snuffing out varmits wherever they lurk! :cocktail: ;)

 

I know what your thinking... God given talent, Racoon!

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