TheBigDog Posted January 1, 2010 Report Posted January 1, 2010 How about lucid conciousness? OHHHH!!!! 15 shots of tequila in the bottle15 shots of tequila!!Pour one out and shoot it down14 shots of tequila in the bottle! 14 shots of tequila in the bottle14 shots of tequila!!pour one out and shoot it down13 shots of tequila in the bottl2! 13 shots of tequila in the bottle13 shots of tequila!Oour one out and shoot id down12 shots of tequila in the bottlew! 12 shots of tequila in the bottle12 shots of tequila!!!Pour one out and shoot it down11 shots of tequila in theeee bottle!!! 11 shots of twequila in the bottle11 hots of tequila!!!pour one out and shoot is town10 shots of tequila in the bottle!!! 10 shots of tequlia in the bottle10 shots of tequila!!!!if one of those shots shoud happen to fall9 shots of tequla on the floor!!! HAHAHAHA 9 shots of tequila on the bottle9 shots of twquila!!!drink one down8 shots of tequila!!!! 8 shot s of tequila in the bottle8 shots of tequiiiiiiiiiiilllaaaaaaaa!!!!!Take one down and drink it down....8 shots of tequila!!!! 7 shots of tequila in the bottle7 shots of twquila!!!Take one down and drink it down and aint it good5 or six shotss of Tequila!!!! 5 or six shot of teequila in the the bottleI think its six shots of tequila!!!!!!AAAAIf one of those shots should happne to fallFive shots of tequila on the walll!!!! Five shots of tequila on the wallfive shots of tequila!!!!****in Ay!!!! FOur shots of tequila in the bottle four shots of T!QUILA!!!Take one down and drink it downThree more shots of tequila!!! Whatere whas I?Oh yeahYAAAA!!!!!Two more shots of tequila!!! Two more shots of tequila on the wallTwo more shots of tequila!!!!!!Take it down and shoot it down..............Last shot of tequila!!!!! The last shot of tequila is on in the bottleThe LAST shot of tequil1!!!!I take it down and gulp it down.....I better go to bed before I fall down.... Lucid dreaming? who needs it! I got your lucid dream right here!!! YIPPEEEE!!!! Forgive me Hypoigraphy for I have sinned... Bill Quote
TheBigDog Posted January 1, 2010 Author Report Posted January 1, 2010 This thread is only for posting drunk. If you are not drunk then **** off. WEEEEE!!!!! Good night. Bill Quote
Ben Posted January 1, 2010 Report Posted January 1, 2010 Happy hang-over, Big Guy. Oh, and happy New Year! -B- Quote
DFINITLYDISTRUBD Posted January 1, 2010 Report Posted January 1, 2010 :hihi: surprised Pam din beat me here:hihi: :beer: :cocktail: :beer: :cocktail: :beer: :cocktail: :beer: :cocktail: :beer: :cocktail: :beer: :cocktail: :1drink: :1drink: :1drink: :1drink: :1drink: :beer-fresh: :beer-fresh: :beer-fresh: :beer-fresh: :beer-fresh: :beer-fresh: :friday: :friday: :friday: :friday: :friday: :friday: :friday: :friday: :friday: :alien_dance: :alien_dance: ;) :partycheers: :partycheers: :partycheers: :yawn: :circle: :naughty: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :woohoo: :yay_jump: :blahblahblah: :blahblahblah: :blahblahblah: :blahblahblah: :computerkeys: :xmas_sheep: :bdaybiggrin: :bdaybiggrin: :secret: :esick: :esick: :esick: :edevil: :edepress: :esick: :esick: :esick: :Curved: :Curved: :edizzy: :edizzy: :edizzy: :wub: :winknudge: :sleep2: :hi: :blink: :) :) :morningcoffee: :morningcoffee: :morningcoffee: :morningcoffee: :out: :tired: :tired: :rolleyes: :pirate: :xx: :xx: :xx: :xx: :xx: :xx: :xx: :xx: :xx: :xx: :xx: :ud: :rant: :rant: :rant: :singer: :confused: :lol: :surprise: :eek_big: :hyper: :eek2: :rant: :singer: :singer: :singer: :singer: :singer: :singer: :singer: :lol: :singer: The best way to beet a hangover ez to stay drunk;) Quote
pamela Posted January 1, 2010 Report Posted January 1, 2010 heheheeh! considering the amount of alcohol that i have consumed in the last 15 hours, i still qualify as being drunk. And you DD and Bill, how might you be fairing in this wonderful new year??? Quote
Moontanman Posted January 1, 2010 Report Posted January 1, 2010 I thought posting drunk meant running into a post? I am still buzzed.... Quote
BrianG Posted January 2, 2010 Report Posted January 2, 2010 If you're drunk, don't drive. If you're not drunk, what are you? Quote
DFINITLYDISTRUBD Posted January 4, 2010 Report Posted January 4, 2010 If you're drunk, don't drive. If you're not drunk, what are you? Horny!!!:confused: :shrug: Quote
DFINITLYDISTRUBD Posted January 4, 2010 Report Posted January 4, 2010 Hey bria what the fuk you worryboud n e wayz you stil in the green....I meen dude......you worree much...too...shud jes....take a brake...visit sum ether freds fer abit...let thu jurks fight the hot thingy fer temslevs...wy yu wan git n truble over stoopid **** newayz...:confused: DougF 1 Quote
Moontanman Posted January 4, 2010 Report Posted January 4, 2010 Horny!!!:confused: :shrug: I'd help you with that but my mercy f**k quota is filled already this week.:shrug: DFINITLYDISTRUBD 1 Quote
DFINITLYDISTRUBD Posted January 4, 2010 Report Posted January 4, 2010 Dude that is soooooooooooooooo wrong:hihi: Eew!!! Quote
Moontanman Posted January 4, 2010 Report Posted January 4, 2010 Dude that is soooooooooooooooo wrong:hihi: Eew!!! Well alrighty then, I won't even put you on the waiting list! :confused: DFINITLYDISTRUBD 1 Quote
DFINITLYDISTRUBD Posted January 10, 2010 Report Posted January 10, 2010 Bwuhaha!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!! [buruhp].....................THUMP!!!!!!! Quote
DFINITLYDISTRUBD Posted January 10, 2010 Report Posted January 10, 2010 JimIe Balushi is myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hero![buruhp!!] Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!! Hoo.......[buruhp] if you spill yer beer but not bein waste full sux it out da carpet ar you a carpet muncher?:shrug: ILIOKEVOIKWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOKRA......UM......COWYA............ERHM......VOKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO11!!!!!!!!!!!>>>....UHM YAH......FRKN CAPITALLYTYHINNGTY1!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 i love you man...............really i do................oh wait yer a dude............ewwwwwwwwwwww........no ...um........i b yr fiend but not yer boyfriend......EEW!!!!.... Quote
BrianG Posted January 10, 2010 Report Posted January 10, 2010 If you drive, don't drink. If you're drunk, don't f*ck. I'll just have one more Martini. Quote
DFINITLYDISTRUBD Posted March 6, 2010 Report Posted March 6, 2010 *burp* ehrm.... *bump*.....and now our regularly scheduald program[thud] Quote
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