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There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.
There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig

How come Angel Eyes never said it?

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There are two types of people in the world - those who sit at home with nothing better to do with their time than come up with inane threads like this and those who come home from a hard days work, and like nothing better to do with their time ,than to relax reading inane threads like this!

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There are two types of people in the world - those who fight tirelessly for the future (children) and those who fight valiantly to preserve the past (parents). I've often wondered what my role in life is but I've finally plumped for cheese and pickle (only joking - I hate pickle!)

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If anybody else wants to lampoon their favourite cliche, here or elsewhere on the Water Cooler forum, please be my guest.

 

If at first you don't succeed, give up (as someone once said) or alternatively, if at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again, until you get help, you wimp!

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...Those who only wish they could beatup Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris. :detective:

 

That's me then!

 

...Those who fart and those who don't. (though I'm convinced that this is a false dichotomy brought on by culturally-mitigated denial :turtle:)

 

Are you trying to put the wind up me by that remark? (I'm not in de-Nile, I'm in-seine!)

 

...Those who make multiple posts, and those who consolidate. :tree:

 

Getting at me again!

 

...Us and Them

 

And whose side are you on?*

 

YouTube - Pink Floyd - Us And Them

 

* If it's mine, get off - you weigh too much!:sherlock:

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