There are 2 types of people in the world...

[A23]

Yes, there are 2 types : the virgins (0x) and the other (>1x) : this proves that fidelity is impossible. (exactly 1x does not exist, so we can't make this 3rd class, cosa dolorosa)

[C1ay]

Those who stay "On Topic" and those that don't :hihi:

[paigetheoracle]

Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened...

 

or master, pupil and classroom idiot

 

or magician, apprentice and audience

 

or adult, obedient offspring and waste of space

 

or positive, neutral and negative

[paigetheoracle]

Then there are also those who lead; those who follow; and those who won't get out of the way.

 

I've got a dog like that! (last named). Me and the other dog want to play games but it's always getting under your feet because it's nervous

[paigetheoracle]

Virginity is holding onto what you got until you get the price you want or simply nobody's buying), marriage is a mortgage round your neck for life and prostitution is paying rent, then moving onto the next property

[JMJones0424]

There are two types of people in this world... those who recognize that the term "cowboy" is a label denoting a certain set of skills that is exceedingly rare in this age, and those who think this is a label denoting a certain mode of dress or a particular fondness for a style of music.

[JMJones0424]

... those who have the time to respond to meaningless threads, and those who don't

 

AND

... those who are sober enough to respond responsibly to relatively anonymous postings from some unknown person on the other side of the freaking world, and me :naughty:

[paigetheoracle]

Those who pussy foot around others because they don't want to disturb them and THE DEFINITELY DISTURBED, WHO'VE HAD AS MUCH AS THEY CAN STAND OF OTHER PEOPLE'S NOISE*!!!:eek:

 

*Don't talk to me about tolerance! Pass me my gun and get out of my way or you're first!:naughty::phones:

[A23]

There are 2 kind of marriages : if the priest is a woman the man will be beaten, else the woman.

[Buffy]

There are 2 kind of marriages : if the priest is a woman the man will be beaten, else the woman.

...those who think that all marriages involve being beaten, and normal people....

 

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting,

Buffy

[Pyrotex]

There are two kinds of marriages: those in which both parties are caught up in delusions of love, passion and adoration;

 

and

 

those in which the parties have come to their senses.

 

(Put me in the FIRST group!!)

[Turtle]

...us, and them. :shrug:

[coldcreation]

...us, and them. :shrug:

 

me and you.

 

 

CC

[A23]

the forced ones (3) and the independent ones (1)

[Pyrotex]

The fottacytes and the mortistats.

 

(Although, if the truth be known, mortistats come in two kinds: perennial and paranoid.)

 

PS: Oh, and my wife just reminded me, perennial mortistats can be divided into those that have a detectible magnetic field and those that go bump in the night.

[A23]

World 1 : the human couples,

World 2 : (broken by animal, divided in 2 subworlds : pros and the schizo)

[Boerseun]

World 1 : the human couples,

World 2 : (broken by animal, divided in 2 subworlds : pros and the schizo)

The not-so-weird and the completely bonkers.