[Q] can i become beautiful

[sherryfu]

i am not so beautiful so t want to know how can i become a beauty?

[Boerseun]

Invest in a wheelbarrow. Fill it with beer. Take your wheelbarrow for a walk and hand out free beer to all the men who cross your path. You will be the most beautiful thing they've ever seen in their entire lives. Guaranteed.

 

If that fails, however, you can always pull a bag over your head.

[JMJones0424]

Your first post to a science forum is beauty advice? This is either a joke or you are young. Either way, what leads you to believe you aren't beautiful? Be personable, lead an active, healthy lifestyle, and try not to allow yourself to become overly obsessive about how others view you superficially.

 

The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it, but the way those atoms are put together ;)

[pamela]

Hello Sherry,

Welcome to Hypography!! ;)

Ahhhh, beauty...... They say that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Who they are, I dunno, but I kinda like what they said. So, what are you beholding of yourself? Certainly not some random comments of ill informed, pathetically self inflated jerks, who you have crossed paths with. Yeah, I didn't think so. ;)

So drop that garbage, it has no place in your self view. You are beautiful. Doesn't matter what others say, only what you believe of yourself. See your value, appreciate who you are, and that inner beauty will radiate outwards from within, and the smile that you will see in the mirror, will be lovely beyond words.

All are truly beautiful; anything to the contrary, is only found in words.

[Boerseun]

Don't bother too much, guys - this is a build-up towards a spam thread. The OP asks an innocent-like question like "How do I become beautiful?" and then feel fully justified to bomb it with beauty product spam as the thread grows. Don't take it too serious.

[syphrix]

Don't bother too much, guys - this is a build-up towards a spam thread. The OP asks an innocent-like question like "How do I become beautiful?" and then feel fully justified to bomb it with beauty product spam as the thread grows. Don't take it too serious.

 

or Russian porn sites. Those were the days...

[Boerseun]

The days indeed! The 'net seem to become more boring by the minute...

[Buffy]

Down boys, give sherry a chance... (and gee whiz, isn't this better than the "how to I make myself 6 inches taller because girls hate short guys" threads? :hihi: )

 

To throw some red meat out for the hecklers as well as interested parties though, I will pre-emptively point out that fake Coach and Gucci purses can be spotted by anyone who knows a C from a G, fake Manolo's will kill your feet, going blonde on the cheap will eventually zap any body your hair ever had, and I'd be as careful with choosing Botox purveyors as Fugu sushi chefs...

 

...and of course pamela makes guys drool in her Doc Marten's and Ben Davis overalls! :)

 

...so having said that, there's no need to post any other spam links in this thread... :evil:

 

No, the truth is that beauty is attitude. Have one, any one, and you'll be gorgeous....

 

....yah, yah, call Buffy-who-will-have-her-Nordstrom-card-pulled-from-her-cold-dead-hands a hypocrite about all this for all her fashion advocacy, but attitude is still job one.... :cheer:

 

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye, :shrug:

Buffy

[A23]

There are cheap tricks : mud mask you can find outside, or even the use of product derived from animals, people will immediately notice a change in you.

[gafa]

Plastic Surgery!!!

Ok, I'm just kidding.

Beauty it is not in the object, but in the observer.

You will only be able to see beauty if you have the beauty inside of you.

Now, if you want other observers to see beauty in you, I know a good doctor.... just kidding again...

[A23]

One very schocking way may be the special (from 'species') intercourse.

[arkain101]

Invest in a wheelbarrow. Fill it with beer. Take your wheelbarrow for a walk and hand out free beer to all the men who cross your path. You will be the most beautiful thing they've ever seen in their entire lives. Guaranteed.

 

If that fails, however, you can always pull a bag over your head.

 

 

God I hope you didnt just say this to a very beautiful young girl looking for confidence in her self... wow. :Glasses:

[Boerseun]

One very schocking way may be the special (from 'species') intercourse.

What's wrong with you, dude?

[lemit]

If you want to improve your looks, consult a Plastic Surgeon. If you want to concentrate on your inner beauty, consult an Internist. If you have serious concerns, don't expect serious help from a place like this.

[Michaelangelica]

O dear, Do we ask the old chestnut "What is beauty?"?

People often comment on my beauty.

[maikeru]

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a lady healthy, wealthy, and wise.

[Boerseun]

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a lady healthy, wealthy, and wise.

 

...also pretty useless on the party scene! :lightning