Favourite insult?

[paigetheoracle]

Do you have a favourite insult or put down?

 

One I heard recently made me laugh. It was about Janice Dickinson, the supposed super model.

 

'She looks like she'd had a face lift that somebody had dropped on the floor and stood on'

 

Anybody else heard any more acid drops of this kind?

[Vox]

Do you have a favourite insult or put down?

 

One I heard recently made me laugh. It was about Janice Dickinson, the supposed super model.

 

'She looks like she'd had a face lift that somebody had dropped on the floor and stood on'

 

Anybody else heard any more acid drops of this kind?

 

Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"

Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"

 

Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!"

Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober"

[Vox]

Mark Twain

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

[paigetheoracle]

Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"

Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"

 

Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!"

Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober"

 

Churchill was brilliant at the instant reposte - I only wish I was:shrug:

[Vox]

This is also nasty one from Churchill

 

"What could you hope to achieve except to be sunk in a bigger and more expensive ship this time"

On Admiral Mountbatten

[Vox]

Churchill was brilliant at the instant reposte - I only wish I was:shrug:

 

President John F. Kennedy summarized Winston S. Churchill's rhetorical grandeur with the statement that "In the dark days and darker nights when England stood alone--and most men save Englishmen despaired of England's life--he mobilized the English language and sent it into battle.":bow:

[Moontanman]

Joke em if they can't take a ****....