Poll Finds Majority Of Male Voters Would Have Elected Naked Woman

[Moontanman]

Poll Finds Majority Of Male Voters Would Have Elected Naked Woman


WASHINGTON—A CNN/Gallup Poll released Monday revealed that a vast majority of registered male voters would have strongly supported a naked woman in the 2010 midterm elections.


Respondents also requested a longer, hard-copy version of the poll be sent to their home addresses.
The online survey found that regardless of political philosophy or party affiliation, 85 percent of American men in every ethnic, age, and socioeconomic group consistently chose a completely nude woman over a Democratic, Republican, or independent candidate.
 

[HydrogenBond]

The election process has more in common with entertainment than education. This is why mudslinging and rhetoric are so important. Most men aren't really into gossip magazines like the national enquirer. The mudslinging and gossip don't appeal to the men, as much as it might with the ladies. Men prefer the more visual girly magazine, because the pretty nude girl is being honest with her assets; the naked truth.

 

Also instead of thinking about being lied to and then screwed by the new batch of politicians, which is more what men do to women, men would prefer the cute nude candidate, since with her the men think about doing the screwing. This sort of tells me the current process is more for the ladies. To make the process more masculine, the nature of the appeal would need to be more in line with the naked truth, with the best candidate having the best assets.

[JMJones0424]

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[Moontanman]

The Onion, the world's best source for news.

 

 

Yes, lately the Onion is better than reality for sure... Satire is where it's at!

[C1ay]

I wonder if the poll results would be the same if they used a picture of the outgoing Speaker Of The House? :shrug: