Poems Of Any Length

[Boerseun]

Wouldn't you frown

when being downtown

you saw a clown about to drown

wearing nothing but a brown gown?

[Racoon]

heres part of a song, that I'm butchering:

 

I bought you lunch,

but you called it a snack, :)

 

I let you stay in my penthouse,

and you called it a shack, :eek2:

 

I gave you seven kids,

Now you want to give 'em back!? :eek2:

 

:)

[Queso]

i killed a man,

[Queso]

he was a mugwoot.

[Queso]

Wow

[Loricybin]

it's 4 o'clock.

how could i already be DRUNK?!

 

oh yeah, it must've been that whiskey . . .

[Queso]

Red.

[Racoon]

Red.

 

Thats deep dude. ;)

 

heres another one:

 

Frowny face,

plastered all over the Japanese district,

tagged-up like a ghetto street,

ugly and dumb,

bring out the mop buckets,

volunteer some paint rollers,

gallons of sweat,

TO MAKE IT LOOK NICE AGAIN!

 

:eek_big: :evil: :smart:

[Queso]

Graffiti is beautiful.

[Racoon]

Cotton Candy posts

substancelessness...

 

Polarity seems to be shifting again...,

Dose that Numb-Nut with heavy Meds

[Tarantism]

fresh brownies

special to me

made with my own hands

tastey!

[Queso]

you sound like a queer

your fathers biggest fear

loving the dolphin,

loving the waves.

[Pyrotex]

The Foofy Tailed Lamb

 

Mary had a little lamb,

Its fleece was white as undyed polyester.

Its genetically crafted tiger eyes were golden, glowing.

All six lamby legs ended in exquisitely delicate paws,

Armored with terrible titanium talons.

Its cute foofy tail wagged endearingly.

Whenever Mary hit the "wag" button on her remote.

Its name was Cuddley-Poo, but Mary just called it

"Oh! Oh! God, yes! Oh, yes! Deeper! Deeper!".

Mary called it often and it always came.

[Tarantism]

ha!

and you sound like an ***!

no harm meant,

as was im sure likewise.

[Loricybin]

i sound like a potato

dropped against a hardwood floor.

a spherical room made of wood

filled to the brim

with potatoes.

 

can't you see the french fries within?

well, those tomatoes, you might as well

just throw them at a bad comedian.

 

but, if he hasn't thrown anything at you

(other than not-funniness)

then just throw negative energy at his ***

 

or his brain.

that works too.

[Racoon]

Graffiti is beautiful.

 

Its a Friday Night, Ain't a Damn Thing Funny..,:umbrella:

***** Better Have My Money$$!

 

___Big Daddy Kane :singer: :love:

old school

[Racoon]

Its all good

in tha' neighborhoooooood :singer: :D :sun:

 

Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees :evil: :(

Look at THEES! :rain: :umbrella: :rain: :dog: :omg: :love: