Pyrotex Posted March 20, 2006 Report Posted March 20, 2006 Dirty KneesNelson Thompson 2006 -- V.2 It's not easy being a "kneezer".I keep secret my hidden persuasion.Other men sigh For a boob or a thigh.But I have a kneecap obsession. That's right, I lust for knees.And they must be stained or dirty.Mud, soot or grime, Or even some slime.Ahh, to me a soiled knee is pretty. Slap some vaseline or mayoUpon a girl's knees so fair.I'll slobber and I'll thump 'em,I'll kiss 'em, then I'll hump 'em.Filthy knees are a treasure so rare. Other body parts don't affect me.And even clean knees leave me cold.But a kneecap with a little dab Of greasy dirt or a bloody scabMakes me hard as a brick of gold. Gimme knees that are dirty and soiled.Make 'em black, chinese or boiled.I'll rub them with my prick.Yes, I know I'm very sick.It's an illness that can't be controiled. ==(thanks for the inspiration, Raccoon)== :hihi: :cup: :) Quote
Loricybin Posted March 21, 2006 Report Posted March 21, 2006 that was MASSIVELY entertaining hurrah Quote
Queso Posted March 21, 2006 Report Posted March 21, 2006 seriously. ++ that's so ridiculous and fun. Quote
Queso Posted March 22, 2006 Report Posted March 22, 2006 "march 21 2006 years after jesus died" I've got a medics satchel,and a shamans djembecarved with the two teethuprooted from the shrunkenHead au jus. I've got a fox in sight. She vibes when my rhythm is projected thru resonance; dissolve Like the body of her acoustic during light rain,Or Ravi's drone strings,his last vibrationan aubade whisper,Laughing downhill, Every time I wake I'm really born again and she shuts the aperture I crawled thru- Quote
Loricybin Posted March 22, 2006 Report Posted March 22, 2006 understand it well,for it will never make sensealthough if you tryyou might findthat nothing is something you can't grab. Quote
Tarantism Posted March 25, 2006 Report Posted March 25, 2006 "march 21 2006 years after jesus died" I've got a medics satchel,and a shamans djembecarved with the two teethuprooted from the shrunkenHead au jus. I've got a fox in sight. She vibes when my rhythm is projected thru resonance; dissolve Like the body of her acoustic during light rain,Or Ravi's drone strings,his last vibrationan aubade whisper,Laughing downhill, Every time I wake I'm really born again and she shuts the aperture I crawled thru-i didnt know that you listened to Ravi Shanker. rad. Quote
Queso Posted April 17, 2006 Report Posted April 17, 2006 pedro's mouth,all full of green And I'm up on my kneeswith no clothes in sight.Green tea in a bottle, candles on books. Chani Lynne restseven further than ISo where's she belindclosed Reye's, Type these symbols all perchednear the flickering flame onKerouac's sketches ofthe endless- How many of you hear?Have ever seen the windflow thru closedeyesspiralinto itself. A vortex, in your mind.And this is all a city,Unbent are the casuals,Dropped offeveryone's got eyes on reflections Anyway-um, anyhowReally. You know,Just the right cloud,right there, near the sun.You'll see it. Sundogs barking @The moon. Improvised, I sketch my thoughts while I rest my weight on my toes, on my bed, on my floor,she sleeps O so silentlybut her aura's buzzing like a rainbowmutation kind of feel,My lighter Can't Die-Not Now-O Fire,use heatto convert this plants energy intome. (Jazz, spit by orb for the sake of The Kicks. Get your kicks, I got mine. This data's ALIVE-) Quote
Pyrotex Posted April 18, 2006 Report Posted April 18, 2006 Pagan CampoutNelson Thompson I ventured forth with brave abandonTo a semi-arid campsite in central Texas.Mesquite trees and Wine Cup flowersSurrounded me like a natural cathedral.My tent kept out the bugs and gave meA private place to nap in the noon heat.I spent little time there, preferringTo roam up and down the main gravel pathLined with tents and Pagan vendors,Offering their Tarot readings, loin cloths,Tie dyed tee shirts, jewelry and swords.I bought a small, petite Samarai blade, With leather bound handle and sheath.Drank lots of water, peed it out just as fast,To avoid heat stroke and dehydration.There were people everywhere, Pagans all,Though they rarely agreed on just whatTheir religion was exactly -- didn't matter.Most had clothing, a wrap around skirtBeing the height of fashion, and sandalsBeing a necessity against thorns and scorpions.The music was as varied as the clouds in the sky.Guitars, keyboards, flutes, and drums, drums, drums.The true Pagans know the real namesOf every kind of drum. I have one, too,But I forgot what kind, no matter.Around the billowing, towering, central fire,When the night gets really dense and dark,I played my drum till my fingers bled,High on adrenaline and anything else myGlands could produce, watching the nakedBodies dance and fling themselves aboutAs rag dolls would dance in your hand.The drum beat goes on and on, into the coreOf my very soul, every drummer beating Something different and yet the accumulationComing together in one rhythmic harmonyThat pumps the blood through the brain.I awoke the next morning to bird calls,The wind rushing through mesquite branches,Flapping the tent none too gently either.Was that heaven or just a dream?Did that gorgeous girl with the flaming red hair,And the unfettered breasts like small animals,Dance right there in front of me, aroused To fever pitch by the rhythm of my hands?I tell myself it happened, no dream that real.I smell coffee and climb out of bed.My hands are red and sore, but my smile is wide.A new day blossoms and sleepy PagansAre milling about, seeking coffee, food,And an empty porta-potty, for we allAre still humans anyway. Quote
Pyrotex Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 props for your imagination.And "props"? Hunh? WTF Over?eDit: aPril 24. mOnday.dEar oRby,yOure' fine, my man, I trust you, it's just that I was in a funk from being back home, facing the office again. yOu have no idea how much I did not want to come back from the Pagan Camping trip. aNyway, I'm back now, and feeling better. tHe sore muscles are gone, and the bug bites. mY attitude has improved after I circulated the big poem I wrote among the local Pagans. tHey liked it a lot, and the feedback made me smile again. tHe only thing wrong is that since I returned, I have this problem capitalizing the first word in sentences. nO idea what is causing this.:hihi: Quote
Queso Posted April 19, 2006 Report Posted April 19, 2006 O I know it happened,I Just know you've got such an imagination..They way you described everything,it's evident your imagination was present during your observations. Thumbs up, man.s'all I'm tryin' to say :hihi: Pyrotex 1 Quote
Loricybin Posted April 23, 2006 Report Posted April 23, 2006 speak your staring thoughtsendout loud, with ityou damn vile sloth. your stubble may decaywaiting for you in acold and dark fortress await no future, there is (n)onewatch the past come back to slap.36 coldhot sting -fingersacross nine faces, reverberating, sliding together 9-split end echo trauma7-slowing gathering3-regaining2-returning1 is solidified a four finger welt still throbsacross your cheek you heartless. Quote
Pyrotex Posted April 24, 2006 Report Posted April 24, 2006 ...Thumbs up, man....s'all I'm tryin' to say :singer:See edited post #231 above! :eek2: Quote
Boerseun Posted April 24, 2006 Report Posted April 24, 2006 The topic was long debatedwith moral issues inflatedthe proponents beseeched,consensus was reachedthat sodomizing dead clownsis indeed overrated. Quote
Pyrotex Posted April 24, 2006 Report Posted April 24, 2006 ...that sodomizing dead clowns...Ahhh, sodomizing dead clowns,Though it draws many disdainful frowns,Is certainly an acquired taste,Like blue whale kidneys in artichoke paste. Doing a clown sphincter in rigor mortis,Is certainly not an art, nor 'tisConsidered a sport by any means.Even among the sodomy fiends. "Clowning around", as those fiends would sayIs more of a protest against the waySociety puts clowns on a pedestal;Honoring them for stupidity incredible. A clown alive is almost worthless,Performing deeds that are gross and mirthless.A dead clown is worth more in mortification.And grease paint provides some lubrication. :singer: ;) :eek2: Quote
Boerseun Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 :lol::cup::hihi::lol::):D ...and lube being a great invention,sold at the annual dead clown convention,is recommended to all,who has for clown corpses the gall,lest he suffers from anal retention. Quote
Queso Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 I have been drinking everyday,so I've been writing a lot of poetry. This one's called "Evolution" : Daddy-Your legs are long- Crawling up the wall. and then a fox stands up,and whispers to the mooni Love you. Quote
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