infamous Posted August 16, 2005 Report Posted August 16, 2005 Egg on my face and poop on my shoe A friend and I went walking,carefully through the barnyard.Placing our steps with caution,keeping clean shoes was hard. Whilst paying close attention,on the placing of my friends shoe,I stepped right in one,now ain't that a fine how-do-ya-do. ...................infamous Quote
infamous Posted August 19, 2005 Report Posted August 19, 2005 Life on the intranet Life evolving on the intranet,do you really think it's real?What if this virtual world,is actually creating the deal? The Frankenstein worm may live,breeding and evolving with time.One day in our near future,he may really organize crime? So click on to your favorites,and hunt this rebel clown.Maybe we can stop the trend,and put this monster down??? .....................infamous Quote
infamous Posted August 24, 2005 Report Posted August 24, 2005 Strange claims I'm begining to fear,that if we should find,ideas in Strange Claims,we should pay them no mind. When illumination sets in,and comes to the rest,I'll move them to Physics,where they fit the best. ...............infamous Quote
infamous Posted August 25, 2005 Report Posted August 25, 2005 Faith Faith is a personal treasure,a right and priviledge for all.A light in the dark places,an invisable but salient call. A voice of pure authority,speaking softly within our heart.Directing, pointing, and leadingthose that choose to be smart. Smart, because time has revealed,our weakness and our folly.But faith creates within our being,something greater, something Holy. .........................infamous Quote
infamous Posted August 28, 2005 Report Posted August 28, 2005 To be remembered? What is memory if not,a picture frozen in one's mind.Or the sound of music,the sight of beauty's kind. How will I be remembered?By the words that I speak,or just the sound of my voice,or beauty's vanity we all seek. When my time has expired,and all has become still.Who will remeber my life?My Lord in Heaven will. ......................infamous Quote
infamous Posted September 11, 2005 Report Posted September 11, 2005 Speak of truth Our lives stretch before us,like the branches of a tree.One branch leads to bondageanother will set you free. Truth of a truth is what we seek,but few are they that find.For truth comes in many colors,when the blind are leading the blind. You may ask me for my proof,if I tell, will you then believe?When our God in Heaven calls,Will you be ready to leave? .............................infamous Quote
infamous Posted September 15, 2005 Report Posted September 15, 2005 Unwelcome surprises When insults rain down,from unexpected places.When friends turn their backs,and then hide their faces. Remember that time passes,and new friends will come along.For all things are changing,each day brings a new song. Quote
goku Posted October 21, 2005 Report Posted October 21, 2005 potty poem here i am all broken-heartedcame to crap but only farted Quote
CraigD Posted October 21, 2005 Report Posted October 21, 2005 Computer chips,made commoner than paper clips,Last decade's prizes in a jumble of cut ribbon cable on the curb,waiting for trash pickup,Disposable Appliances with the MIPS rating of my youth's supercomputers,Upset my sense of order.Unused compute cycles in gadgets clipped to and sewn into clothing,persistently accumulating entropy,offend me.Marvels made commonby the relentless efficiency of mass productiondraw my attention to the bright place of human consciousness,making me wonderif biologyhasn't playedthe same trickon us. Quote
infamous Posted October 22, 2005 Report Posted October 22, 2005 Second thoughts Hopping a ride on a starship bound,pushing my luck to come around,speeding along with an awful sound,searching for things to be found. Drinking the adventure in with a sip,giving ground control no cursing lip,hoping this frail rocket dosen't rip,I sure wish I hadn't made this trip. Earth slowly passing out of sight,as the sun began dimming her light,then it overtook me with a fright,alas, I'll turn her around I might. To ground control a message to send,please allow me my orbit to bend,and when I land your help to lend,there goes the alarm, This is the end. .........................infamous Quote
infamous Posted October 23, 2005 Report Posted October 23, 2005 Unforgiveness Has someone done you wrong,caused you some grief and harm.These things happen in this life,should cause you no great alarm. Remember times you were mean,and your anger you directed,at some poor unsuspecting soul, because their mischief you suspected. We all make mistakes while living,for to error is human they say.So give the other guy a break,he'll return the favor some day. But if he fails to consider you,forget his behavior, just let it be.For the pain of unforgivenesswill hurt you much more than he. ...............................infamous goku 1 Quote
goku Posted November 4, 2005 Report Posted November 4, 2005 potty poems once upon a slumberin stuperi dropped my socks in the pooper :hihi: Quote
goku Posted November 5, 2005 Report Posted November 5, 2005 potty poem sittin in the tuband you see a green sub Quote
Turtle Posted November 6, 2005 Author Report Posted November 6, 2005 come with me!why?well, why else!? No other reason than a wet puppy hasor a fish in a pan.why else indeed! Quote
Turtle Posted November 6, 2005 Author Report Posted November 6, 2005 When I'm broke as something that is brokeand can't afford real machine rolled cigarettes(cigarette... euphemism for effiminate cigar!)I get Bugler, which has good papers that dispensereal fine from a blue carboard dispense dispenserthen I get those premade Zig Zag tubes with filters that I don't have the machine for& hand roll a Buglet to as round as I am ablethen stuff it on in the tube & fire up.When I'm broke as something that is broke. :hihi: Quote
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