How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

[niviene]

"It's not a matter of where he grasps it! Its a question of radius to finger length ratios! A 5-foot nerd cannot grasp a lightbulb with a volume with an infinite number of decimal places!"

 

Pythonically,

Buffy

 

 

LOL

classic :(

[niviene]

And 5 people to change the discussion into a creation vs. evolution thread!

 

Which came first.. the lightbulb or the lightsocket?

 

...it's just too perfect. Therefore, there is a God. :(

[BEAKER]

And 5 people to change the discussion into a creation vs. evolution thread!

1 to ask "have there ever been any partially developed lightbulbs discovered in the fossile record? Exacty how old is that light bulb? What are the chances of that light bulb mutating into another species of light bulb? - if so; how long would it take? (hypothetically speaking((or should I say: Hypographetically speaking)) ).:(

[BEAKER]

And a large crowd from all around the globe to say: "we don't believe in lightbulbs!":naughty:

[Tormod]

And a large crowd from all around the globe to say: "we don't believe in lightbulbs!":naughty:

 

Anyone who actually believe in lightbulbs have obviously not seen the massive amount of evidence to the contrary. People claim they change lightbulbs all the time. But for some reason nobody seems to have a lightbulb available if I stop someone in the street or take a cab. I once visited a cafe and there was an electrician and he didn't have a lightbulb either.

[Queso]

this is proposterous! (sp...?)

[rockytriton]

I saw a lightbulb once, I even took a picture of it, but the photo didn't turn out for some reason :hyper:

[Fishteacher73]

36 to also to argue that whether or not that changing a lightbulb is just a result of causality (the bulb burning out) and therefore the inescapable result in a deterministic universe compells the bulb changer and the individual has no choice but to comply with the laws of nature and resultantly change the bulb.

 

17 to claim that it is eveidence of alien technology.

 

The same 17 to claim that it is part of their perpetual motion device.

[bumab]

...and three to argue that the entire discussion about it being deterministic or non-deterministic was determined already, thus bringing that discussion to it's glorious, circular conclusion :(

[Tormod]

...and three to argue that the entire discussion about it being deterministic or non-deterministic was determined already, thus bringing that discussion to it's glorious, circular conclusion :(

 

Bah...infidel dog...if you had seen the glory of a light bulb you would not write such things!

[Fishteacher73]

My lightbulb is right...It is flourescent...None of that savage incandescent lighting! :(

[Queso]

destroy all bulbs of light that are not tatooed with an energy saver indication.

[bumab]

jihad!

[Fishteacher73]

Ban all false light! Only the light God created is good....Electricity is the blood of false idols!!! (But I do need your check to keep my doghouse cool).

[pgrmdave]

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Let's not forget the 2 people who spam the thread needlessly

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[Dark Mind]

Okay then, the original number of people needed (according to C1ay) was 1,363. Up to this * point in the thread the total number has risen to 1,431 + "A large crowd". And then with orbsycli's ludicrous 1,237,904 people to change this into a creation vs. evolution thread the total number of people becomes 1,239,335.

[Dark Mind]

(Number prior to orbsycli's) And one to add the number of people it takes, 1,432+"A large crowd". :(