Ti@NiS Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Posted August 24, 2012 This is what I'm having for dinner tonight:
Ti@NiS Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Posted August 24, 2012 My subscription to the journal Nature has expired.
Ti@NiS Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Posted August 24, 2012 My electricity bill is $ 56 dollars.
Ti@NiS Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Posted August 24, 2012 They want to give me a credit card with a line of $ 5,000 dollars!
Ti@NiS Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Posted August 24, 2012 I dropped a little hot pocket sauce on my shirt.
Ti@NiS Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Posted August 24, 2012 How come every time I'm opening mail my cat always jumps on it?
Ti@NiS Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Posted August 24, 2012 I have a bed, but sometimes I sleep in the sofa. Is this normal?
Ti@NiS Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Posted August 24, 2012 I've just received email saying ''they are onto me'' how weird is that?
Ti@NiS Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Posted August 24, 2012 I'm sorry. I went to brush my teeth, but I'm back now.
Ti@NiS Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Posted August 24, 2012 I think I'll wear white from head to feet tomorrow. When you wear white, people are nicer to you in the streets. Go ahead, try it. You'll see.
Ti@NiS Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Posted August 24, 2012 I came home and I found that my landlord change the toilet. I am now the proud owner of low flow toilet.
Ti@NiS Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Posted August 24, 2012 I could get used to being here with you. This is a great evening.
Ti@NiS Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Posted August 24, 2012 I'll just sit here for a while and talk with you.
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