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[Dark Mind]

Chemistry gone funny :hihi:.

 

Didn't you post something about this in the Chemistry Forum?

[rockytriton]

I stole this one from bbspot.com:

 

Top 11 Yo Momma insults for Physicists:

 

11. Yo momma's so fat the only curve on her is the curve of space-time that occurs around any super massive object.

10. Yo momma's so ugly Schroedinger's cat was all-dead just knowing she existed.

9. Yo momma's so fat she accounts for the missing 90% of matter in the universe.

8. Yo momma's so fat her first diet ever is going to be called "The Big Crunch".

7. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Galileo is Spanish for 'girlfriend'.

6. Yo momma's so fat she contradicts a heliocentric solar system.

5. Yo momma's so stupid all of her family calls her a special relativity.

4. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks "Haw" is a middle name, and Steven Hawking wrote "The Stand".

3. Yo momma's so ugly, stuff running from her accounts for the acceleration of the expansion of the universe.

2. Yo momma's so fat her waistline is called the event horizon.

1. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks this line is false.

[Boerseun]

Medical/philosophical question:

 

If you have sex with your clone, are you gay, or masturbating?

[Chacmool]

Medical/philosophical question:

 

If you have sex with your clone, are you gay, or masturbating?

 

Or is it some kind of incest? :hihi:

[rockytriton]

Medical/philosophical question:

 

If you have sex with your clone, are you gay, or masturbating?

 

I'm all for human cloning, well, only if the clones are clones of hot women. Can you imagine how much more peaceful the world would be if every man had a hot chick, they would'nt have any time to fight each other!

[Dark Mind]

I think the entire California High School Proficiency Examination should be posted in this section :hihi:.

[starrmtn001]

So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

 

And said: "Oh! what a pair to draw to." :)

[starrmtn001]

2 Originals

 

What brand of toothpaste to gerbils use?

Arm & Hampster. - MP '92

 

Vampires,

love in vein.- MP '90

[Boerseun]

Did you folks all hear that Viagra has an answer for all you fellows that are unhappy with your girlfriends appearance. Take it regularly and you'll go blind.

A good mix is to take 1 Viagra and 1 Prozac.

 

...if you don't get some, you won't care about it.

[infamous]

Medical/philosophical question:

 

If you have sex with your clone, are you gay, or masturbating?

 

Your gay and masturbating.

[Pathogen]

What's black and screams?

-Stevie Wonder answering his iron.

 

 

 

Hilarious video! :)

[Dark Mind]

Thisi s a hilarious phone number.

 

The number is 1-888-TAG-ASST (1-888-824-2778), I don't know if it works outside of the states, but if you are in the US you should definitely give this number a call .

 

Call it!

[Dark Mind]

Your gay and masturbating.

I dunno, I think your just gay:shrug: ...

[Qfwfq]

I'd say that you are gay and incestuous. Clones are much the same as identical twins except clones might not be the same age.

[Boerseun]

I'd say that you are gay and incestuous. Clones are much the same as identical twins except clones might not be the same age.

So you would technically be a gay incestuous child-molesting wanker?

[Pathogen]

What if you had a sex change first, so your clone was no longer identical to you. If you had sex with it then, you would neither be gay nor masturbating.

[Dark Mind]

I still think you would be gay, mainly because at one time you were the same sex as your clone, the fact that you had a sex change would only alter your physical appearance... Not your physical being.

 

The fact that you got a sex change would not change the fact that you are homosexual, it would only mean that you are trying to make it (sex) more enjoyable to either yoursellf or others you fornicate with ;).