I'm Developing A New Unified Theory

[Turtle]

“We find, counter-intuitively, that a small population correlates with shorter humans, and a larger population correlates with taller humans. This only makes sense in light of the FSM theory of gravity. With more people on earth today, there are fewer Noodly Appendages to go around, so we each receive less touching—pushing down toward the earth—and thus, with less force downward, we're taller.”

~ The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Super Polymath]

[Turtle]

[math]g^{\pi\sigma}Roadrunner_{\mu\nu}+\dfrac{89}{89}g^{\alpha\nu\omega\pi\pi}g_{\mu\nu}Roadrunner=\dfrac{42\pi G}{c^53}g^{\pi\phi}Coyote_{\mu\nu}[/math]

 

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Edited June 3, 2017 by Turtle