Breakthrough Re: Funding For Trump's Wall

[OldBill]

Breakthrough RE: MOVING AHEAD WITH THE WALL.....

 

It now appears that President Trump will have no trouble in getting the Mexican Govt. to fund 'THE WALL'

This based on clear evidence that as soon as our 18-foot wall begins construction, it is sure to create a booming economy in Mexico for the manufacture and sale of 19-foot ladders.

 

And as the sales tax from that industry alone starts filling their govt. coffers, Mexico can certainly be coerced into sharing the greater part of that with us, as the progenitors of such a windfall.

But along with their funding the 18-foot wall, it’s likely that Mexico will push hard for a commitment from us that we switch to building 20-foot fences down the line - which of course will create a whole new industry for Mexico in the demand for 21-foot ladders.

 

 But being a savvy business culture ourselves, we’re sure to eventually take over and dominate the Ladder Market, especially with this clever ploy:  We'll start hiring the Mexicans to build 22-foot walls, further down the line. That way we can get a head-start on the market for 23-foot ladders! (And of course we can pay the Mexican workers with newly-minted U.S. Ladder-Chits - instead of cash - so they’d have to buy their ladders from us.)

 

 And then there’s the REAL upside to this: We can start spreading the word that Mexico has no discrimination laws against White Supremacists and Nazis – and that those groups can demonstrate every day on the streets down there, while causing no commotion whatsoever.

 

With that we might expect a real run on the local market for our genuine, Made-in-USA 23-foot ladders - especially if we produce a limited “Swastika” edition – tempting a large faction of Trump's supporters move to Mexico in the middle of the night.

GO, U.S.A.  !!

Edited March 11, 2018 by OldBill