If Plato Had Been A Chemistry Professor .....

[petrushkagoogol]

If Plato had been a Chemistry professor what would his philosophy look like -

 

* Be free of all bonds, be a valence electron !

* Form covalent pairs. That way you won't feel charged up.

* Never let your pH get too acidic

* Once in a while let go of some steam

* We were born as carbon, live as carbon and die as carbon.

* Name your first born as Galena if female.

* Never arrange a meeting between anyone with the surnames Lavoisier and Cavendish OR ELSE 

 

Do you think it would be bizarre to have Plato with his fundamentals as Chemical Engineering ? 

 

[exchemist]

Berk.