Favorite Quotes

[infamous]

Resist giving advice, you could unknowingly add to the recipients difficulties....................infamous

[goku]

opinions are like buttholes, everybodiy's got one and they all stink.

unknown

[Boerseun]

"I almost killed the world's greatest lover once. Turns out there's laws against suicide."

 

- Sideshow Bob

[Dark Mind]

Question, does anyone know why there are laws against killing yourself? :naughty:

 

That just doesn't make any sense to me at all...

[Dark Mind]

"Your logic is flawless... but my brain has transmitted a better idea."

--Ignignokt

[Buffy]

Question, does anyone know why there are laws against killing yourself? :naughty:

It costs money to clean up the mess!

 

"They make us live in crap, and now they're taking away the crap!" -- Goddard Bolt, "Life Stinks"

 

Its worth it,

Buffy

[infamous]

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.......................Chesterfield, Lord

[Jay-qu]

At two-tenths the speed of light, dust and atoms might not do significant damage even in a voyage of 40 years, but the faster you go, the worse it is--space begins to become abrasive. When you begin to approach the speed of light, hydrogen atoms become cosmic-ray particles, and they will fry the crew. ...So 60,000 kilometers per second may be the practical speed limit for space travel.

 

-Isaac Asimov

 

lottsa quotes

[infamous]

While going up that ladder of success, remember that the ladder gets more unsteady the higher you climb.........................infamous

[Jay-qu]

While going up that ladder of success, remember that the ladder gets more unsteady the higher you climb.........................infamous

 

its ok I use the elevator :)

[Boerseun]

"Develop for it? I'll piss on it."

 

- Bill Gates, responding to a question about developing software for Steve Job's NeXT technology in the mid 1990's, as reported by John Heilemann in the New Yorker.

 

Nasty bastard.

[infamous]

Loneliness is standing in the middle of a crowded room and no one knows your there.

 

Loneliness is fainting on a public sidewalk and no one stops or cares.

 

But the slavery of loneliness will not be overcome by waiting for others to take notice of your circumstance, it can only be mastered by listening to the lonely cry from others.

 

.....................................infamous

[Tormod]

This one must not be missed...from a popup window on a Chinese site I visited:

 

"This Web site be willing present some questions in the course of browsing perhaps in the test run . Have inconvenient and please forgive more , and contact us in time. Email: (edited)"

 

:)

[Boerseun]

Hahaha! Good one!

 

Wise man Confucius say:

 

Expect no joy from Chinese site

In English language, content be light.

From Chinese ISP, expect long fight,

for every single lonely bite.

[Chacmool]

Hahaha! Good one!

 

Wise man Confucius say:

 

Expect no joy from Chinese site

In English language, content be light.

From Chinese ISP, expect long fight,

for every single lonely bite.

Excerent, Boelseun! Vely crever.

[Boerseun]

Excerent, Boelseun! Vely crever.

Thank you, thank you velly much.

 

Humbre Chinese gentreman aims to prease.

 

PS - Ethnic jokes may not be appleciated hele.

[learnin to learn]

It takes a BIG man to cry.... It takes a BIGGER man to point at him and laugh!!

 

 

 

I love that quote