Favorite Quotes

[Racoon]

"Die for what you live for" :dead:

 

__some Rapper

[Turtle]

Giving up quitting is for smokers. - Templeton George Sawyer

[Dark Mind]

"If it weren't for dying, I'd have nothing to live for."

-Brian Baldwin (Me)

 

Upon reflection, I found this to be kind of deep... Well, considering I was just being a smart *** when I said it :hyper:.

[Dark Mind]

Okay... I'm sorry... I have to :). At first I couldn't stand this show (Aqua Teen Hunger Force) but as I continued to stay up later in the night I began to enjoy the cartoon. Plus the dry delivery of sarcasm is just my style :D. I love it.

 

So, here are some quotes from ATHF ;):

 

Carl: Look, all I know is that this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freakin' sun. So, I put two and two together there and decided that you're pissing me off.

Master Shake: Oh, we are so sorry, Carl. And it will probably never happen again. Can we have our cord back?

Carl: No, no. I'll just keep it there since it's uh, mine anyways.

(In this episode Shake was paranoid about vampires and had several spotlights in the house to "ward them off", he was drawing power from Carl's home with his cord as well :D.)

 

[looking at porn]

Err: Oh man, you gotta check this out.

Meatwad: Oh yeah baby, that's a neat car she's washing. You think that's a straight 6?

Err: I think I have a straight 6.

Ignignokt: Ooooo. Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless.

(Speaks for itself)

 

the Aqua Teens have been visited by a robotic turkey from the future]

Frylock: I think he's crazy.

Master Shake: No, I really think he's from the year 9595!

Meatwad: Yeah, me too.

Master Shake: Did you listen to his story?

Meatwad: I did. And it checks out.

(I love Meatwad ;).)

[Buffy]

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

--Steven Wright

[Dark Mind]

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

--Maya Angelou

[ronthepon]

Time is god's way of preventing it all from happening all at once

[Racoon]

"The fear of death flows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."

 

__ Samuel Clemens.

 

:shocked:

 

die4whatulive4,

Rac

[Racoon]

Definition of Diplomacy

 

The ability to tell a person to Go To Hell in such a way that he looks forward to the trip!

 

:shrug:

 

__ author unknown

[Turtle]

"O, they have lived long on the alms-basket of words.

I marvel thy master hath not eaten thee for a word;

for thou art not so long by the head as

honorificabilitudinitatibus: thou art easier

wallowed than a flap-dragon."

- Costard, Love's Labour's Lost, Act V, Scene 1 by William Shakespeare

[Racoon]

"It is God's job to judge the terrorists,

It is our job to arrange the meeting"

 

__ Marine Corp.

 

:lol:

[Turtle]

Don't do as I don't, ere free we will wont.

--Beatrix Anna Goodwon--

[infamous]

Beware of small expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.............

 

Benjamin Franklin

[infamous]

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague..............unknown

[Michaelangelica]

Thankyou.

Now I have somewhere to put my second hand, excellent, hardly used quotes.

It seems as hame to just discard them and I do so tire of them quickly.

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I warn you I am a quote fanatic. Fortunately ( for you) my Mac, with my vast quote library, is on the blink.

to start

"Every thing that is in the heavens, on the earth, and under the earth, is penetrated by connectiveness, penetrated with relatedness"

Hildergard von Bingen

[IDMclean]

"i accell in both content and deliverance, so let's put on our classics and have a little dance, shall we?" -The Streets, Let's push things forward.

 

There are two kinds of scientific progress: the methodical experimentation and categorization which gradually extend the boundaries of knowledge, and the revolutionary leap of genius which redefines and transcends those boundaries. Acknowledging our debt to the former, we yearn nonetheless for the latter.

 

-Academician Prokhor Zakharov

"Address to the Faculty"

[IDMclean]

Some would ask, how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil. They have missed a greater conundrum: why would a perfect God create a universe at all?

 

Sister Miriam Godwinson

"But for the Grace of God"

 

(I really like the quotes from Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri)