Favorite Quotes

[Michaelangelica]

Before opening mouth and inserting foot, be careful to remove your shoe.....................Infy

goes with one of my favourites, something like:

"If you are going to be wrong

do so in a loud voice!"

[InfiniteNow]

Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.

 

~Winston Churchill

[Turtle]

Generally speaking, religion is such a kinked up affair that if it was a man he would be his father's little brother.

-- Marc Twane --

:lightning

[Boerseun]

Hold my beer - watch this!

 

- Boerseun's mate, just prior to writing off his car.

[Turtle]

There is only one dis-ease people die from; and that is living. -- Beatrix A. Goodwon

[Boerseun]

There is only one dis-ease people die from; and that is living. -- Beatrix A. Goodwon

I'm planning on being immortal. So far, so good.

[Turtle]

You can catch more flies in your mouth if you put a wad of rotten meat in there instead of honey. -- Beatrix A. Goodwon

[Michaelangelica]

I'm planning on being immortal. So far, so good.

It's just too good not to imortalise here:-

 

"If Life gives you lemons, eat them and choke and die, you stupid lemon-eater."

[Turtle]

It's just too good not to imortalise here:-

 

"If Life gives you lemons, eat them and choke and die, you stupid lemon-eater."

I hit enter before I finished: Brotherly Conduct Of The Stupid Lemon Eater Kind ROTFLMAO:hyper: :naughty: :shrug: :hyper: :hyper:

[Turtle]

Marriage is the bow in the world of knotty relationships. Delicate but firm, it is only made by equal tension on two ends, and slipped apart by the tension of only one. -- Beatrix Anna Goodwon

[Turtle]

The essence of a coin is not in its two sides, but in its one edge. - Roger Thelonoius George

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[Loricybin]

The important thing is not to stop questioning.

-Albert Einstein

[Turtle]

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

- George Bernard Shaw -

[IDMclean]

I'm not smart, I'm just stubbornly persistent.

-Ian Mclean

[Turtle]

A Christian is one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. - Ambrose Bierce - The Devil's Dictionary

[Boerseun]

"It is a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages."

-unknown

[Turtle]

There is never a cogent answer to an insipid question.

- Beatrix Anna Goodwon