Favorite Quotes

[Turtle]

reminds me of this one:

 

"Like I said before, I never repeat myself"

 

:hihi: Or, "sorry, I don't give apologies". :eek: :shrug:

[infamous]

Recreation can be defined as participating in an activity which has little or no practical value other than intertaining the participant..............Infy

[Turtle]

Those who claim to have the truth no longer seek it.

-- Beatrix Hanna Goodwon --

[Boerseun]

Dancing: A vertical expression of a horisontal desire.

- Steve Martin

[infamous]

Too often, mankind heaps praise upon those who support their views even when they're proved wrong. Too seldom, do we praise those who kindly show us our mistakes for our improvement.........................Infy

[Turtle]

Those who mistake solitude for loneliness are always surprised when they ride a donkey to visit a hermit who then kicks their *** for the bother.

-- Roger Thelonious George --

[Pyrotex]

"English does NOT borrow from other languages;

it follows other languages down dark alleys,

knocks them over, and goes through their pockets

looking for loose grammar."

From a teeshirt worn by an elderly college English professor.

[Spiked Blood]

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas.

 

~ Uncle Joe

[Turtle]

Nothing is more sure in language than its uncertainty.

-- Roger Thelonious George --

[Turtle]

Saying America is a christian Nation is like saying the Apple Orchard is a weed collection.

~ Beatrix Hanna Goodwon ~

[Alluvia]

ANTISEPTIC ATMOSPHERE: A state which purifies the mind creates an antiseptic atmosphere, perfect and elevated where a being begs to remain forever....Alluvia

[Turtle]

God is no more nor less than a Frankenstein's monster cobbled together of dead and dying parts constantly in need of replacement. Truley the Great Mel hath revealed to me that god has an enormous schwanstucher.

-- Roger T. George --

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

[Turtle]

When the sky is falling, put on a helmet.

-- Roger Thelonious George --

[hallenrm]

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -- it is the illusion of knowledge.

 

Daniel Boorstin

[Racoon]

On :friday: & :cocktail: :

 

“So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.” —Charles Bukowski

 

“The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.” —Jackie Gleason

 

“I let my drinking do the talking.” —Humphrey Bogart

 

“A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature.” —M. F. K. Fisher

[ronthepon]

To worship god for gain's sake

is to worship gain, not god.

 

Anonymous (One after my heart)

[Turtle]

A man compounded of law and gospel is able to cheat a whole country with his religion and then destroy them under color of law.

-- Benjamin Franklin --