Favorite Quotes

[Guest chendoh]

Your Mother knows all your buttons,

She's the one who installed them.

Robin Williams 2006

[Michaelangelica]

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

--Robin Williams

 

"You can fix all the world's problems in a garden. . . .

Most people don't know that"

FROM

http://www.blog.thesietch.org/wp-content/permaculture.swf

[InfiniteNow]

How far can you go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without?

~ Dwight D. Eisenhower

 

 

The means of defense against foreign danger historically have become the instruments of tyranny at home.

~ James Madison

 

 

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

~ General Douglas MacArthur

 

 

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

~ Albert Camus

 

 

If humanity does not opt for integrity we are through completely. It is absolutely touch and go. Each one of us could make the difference.

~ R. Buckminster Fuller

 

 

Whoever wishes peace among peoples must fight statism.

~ Ludwig von Mises

 

 

We are not going to be able to operate our Spaceship Earth successfully nor for much longer unless we see it as a whole spaceship and our fate as common. It has to be everybody or nobody.

~ R. Buckminster Fuller

 

 

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[Michaelangelica]

"My acupuncturist keeps needling me, I don't see eye-to-eye with my iridologist, my graphologist can't read my writing, I feel manipulated by my chiropractor, my touch therapist won't keep her hands off me, I can't count on my numerologist, my homeopath doesn't give me much of anything, and my psychic healer makes me sick."

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- John Stone

[Turtle]

At no time does one appreciate more, the contribution of the left index finger to rolling a cigarette than immediately after one has cut the tip off a left index finger with a carving knife. - Roger Thelonious George

[Michaelangelica]

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

--Robin Williams

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

--Dustin Hoffman

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

--Robert De Niro

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

--Lynn Lavner

" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

 

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.."

--Robin Williams

[InfiniteNow]

After about 2 or 3 days, you don’t hear it anymore…

 

~ Brian Williams discussing the perception of exploding bombs during his visit to Iraq, recounted on the Colbert Report.

[InfiniteNow]

Blind religious proselytizers are the fish food on which the sharks in these waters dine.

[Turtle]

You know it's time to trim your nose hairs when you can comb them into your moustache. - Roger Thelonious George

[Turtle]

The farther you go, the further you've come. - Roger Thelonious George

[InfiniteNow]

What one communicates and what another perceives are not always the same.

[Queso]

"You show me continents

I see islands

You count the centuries

I blink my eyes"

-bjork

[InfiniteNow]

Even the poorest of marksmen can hit a large enough target.

[Turtle]

I thought, therefore I was what I was. - Roger Thelonious George

[InfiniteNow]

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

 

~ Albert Einstein

[Turtle]

Even the best marksman can miss by a mile. - Roger Thelonious George

[Turtle]

I don't share blame, I don't share credit, and I don't share dessert. - Beverly Sills