Favorite Quotes

[Michaelangelica]

"4' is a bit staistically dicy.

MMmm thinking about it, in fact, it is not true.

 

50% of Americans or Australians have below average intelligence would be statistically more valid

[Turtle]

50% of Americans or Australians have below average intelligence would be statistically more valid

 

:fly: If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em. -Unattested

[Michaelangelica]

:) If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em. -Unattested

I used to have a lecturer in education who once said to me"-

"Michael, there are only two types of fool in the world.

Those who get "As" and those that fail."

[freeztar]

I used to have a lecturer in education who once said to me"-

"Michael, there are only two types of fool in the world.

Those who get "As" and those that fail."

 

Good one MichA! :)

[DougF]

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.

 

 

Lily Tomlin (1939 - )

 

 

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[Turtle]

Who the hell watered down my whiskey‽ - Beatrix Terranna Goodwon

[Turtle]

Better torpitude than turpitude. - Roger Thelonious George

[Boerseun]

"BACK TO SHCOOL!"

 

Pront page headline of "The Citizen", a South African daily after the Christmas holidays, when the new school year started.

[Turtle]

When you're damned if you do, and damned if you don't, what don't you do? - Roger Thelonoius George

[DougF]

"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world."

 

Archimedes, :)

[Michaelangelica]

Irish Quote

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to Heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven.

 

Irish Drinking Toast

May your glass be ever full,

May the roof over your head be always strong,

And may you be in heaven

Half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

 

Irish Proverb

Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.

 

Alex Levine

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:

alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

 

Noel Gallagher

I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover.

 

Irish Drinking Toast

Here's to me, and here's to you,

And here's to love and laughter –

I'll be true as long as you,

And not one moment after.

 

Author Unknown

For every wound, a balm.

For every sorrow, cheer.

For every storm, a calm.

For every thirst, a beer.

 

Oscar Wilde

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

[Jay-qu]

"I science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry its the exact opposite."

Paul Dirac

[DougF]

If you know how to spend less than you get, you have the philosopher's stone.

Benjamin Franklin

[Turtle]

There is a time to hunt, and a time to make arrows. - Beatrix Terranna Goodwon

[Turtle]

It doesn't matter if the attack is led by the heart or by the head, but the key to retreat is to lead by the feet. - Roger Thelonious George

[Turtle]

When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than any talent for abstract, positive thinking. ~ Albert Einstein

[Michaelangelica]

"Suicide kills two people"

Japanese saying.