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"It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand."

 

~ Mark Twain

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend"

 

~ Richard Jeni

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There is a story to be told. Countless generations to listen, encompassing the young, the middle aged, and the old. Will you be picking up the pen, will you be placing your fingers to the keyboard, or will you remain content to eat the tripe which is fed to you?

 

 

Stand up.

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See? Dust. Just like the rest of ‘em. I don’t know what’s coming next, but I do know it’s gonna be just like this. Hard. Painful. But in the end it’s gonna be us. If we all do our parts, believe it, we’ll be the ones left standing. Here endeth the lesson.

-- Buffy Anne Summers

 

(h/t: Crooks & Liars)

 

First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto, :phones:

Buffy

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

~ Dave Barry

 

:shrug: :)

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"The real economic stimulus package is a diploma. That's what I want to hear them talking about."

 

~Bob Wise, author of "Raising the Grade: How High School Reform Can Save Our Youth and Our Nation" being interviewed on Charlie Rose.

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Republican: Someone that can't stand to see anyone get help unless they pay for it.

Democrat: Someone that can't stand to see anyone that needs help but can't pay for it not get it.

~ Roger Thelonious George ~

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