alexander Posted February 10, 2010 Report Posted February 10, 2010 What can i say about this movie? The book is much, much better ... any book! Quote
Turtle Posted February 10, 2010 Report Posted February 10, 2010 buy land, they're not making it anymore. ~ mark twain Quote
Pyrotex Posted February 10, 2010 Report Posted February 10, 2010 Love is the most wonderful and the most precious thing that money can buy. ~ Steve Martin Quote
Turtle Posted February 10, 2010 Report Posted February 10, 2010 no one is rich enough to buy back their past. ~ oscar wilde Quote
Boerseun Posted February 11, 2010 Report Posted February 11, 2010 Those who say that money can't buy happiness don't know where to shop. Quote
Turtle Posted February 11, 2010 Report Posted February 11, 2010 i'm shopping around for something to do that no one will like. ~ jerry garcia Quote
Pyrotex Posted February 12, 2010 Report Posted February 12, 2010 Always keep a loaded Winchester in the kitchen when the oven is hot and the plates are stacked on the counter -- because, kids may be "precious" to their parents, but there's plenty more where they came from, and we ain't exactly hurting for spares as it is. Nelson "Mean Old Codger" Thompson Quote
Turtle Posted February 12, 2010 Report Posted February 12, 2010 In my day we didn't have these thin laytex condoms so you could enjoy sexual pleasure. In my day there was only one kind of condom. You took a rabbit skin and wrapped it around your privates and tied it off with a bungee cord and you couldn't feel nothing! And half the time you didn't even know your partner was there. And we used the same one over and over again! 'Cause we were ignorant morons! Just a bunch of hairless, head-kabobs standing around with rabbit skins on our dinks and that's the way we liked it! ~ Dana Carvey, aka Grumpy Old Man Quote
Boerseun Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - W.C. Fields Quote
Boerseun Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. - P.J. O'Rourke Quote
Turtle Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited. ~ george santayana Quote
DougF Posted February 18, 2010 Report Posted February 18, 2010 “Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it” Albert Einstein Quote
Turtle Posted February 18, 2010 Report Posted February 18, 2010 what would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? ~ vincent van gogh Quote
DougF Posted February 19, 2010 Report Posted February 19, 2010 Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... Louis Hector Berlioz The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain :shrug: Quote
Boerseun Posted February 19, 2010 Report Posted February 19, 2010 Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Quote
geko Posted February 19, 2010 Report Posted February 19, 2010 When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die the world cries and you rejoice. Kabīr Give me the place to stand, and I shall move the earth. Archimedes To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. Elbert Hubbard History is more or less bunk. It's tradition. We don't want tradition. We want to live in the present and the only history that is worth a tinker's dam is the history we made today. Henry Ford Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. Albert Einstein Turtle 1 Quote
Turtle Posted February 20, 2010 Report Posted February 20, 2010 he has a right to criticize, who has a heart to help. ~ abraham lincoln Quote
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