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I am lucid dreaming

 

I am Velveta on whole grain

 

I am seriously

 

I am enzymatic factors

 

I am already

 

I am strange number

 

I am spelling bee winner

 

I am Little Ball of Hate

 

I am bursting with skat

 

I am posting this and you are reading it

 

I am Transcedental Statehood

 

I am Kilroy

 

I am flirting with her

 

I am driving the speed limit

 

I am Microwaveable without my metal lid

 

I am taking up all this space on thread

 

I am a No-good Son of a B^t*h

 

I am birdman

 

I am knocking up your sister

 

:Glasses: :hyper: :phones:

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I am upset that I had to leave....

 

I am going to find my own way to trip.

 

I am smolderding thru your absent peace signs

Missing the conrad that shifts himself to sleep

ON THE OTHER SIDE

of the door.

You know, out there I always hear a female voice talking into the heater when I'm in here trying to sleep, or meditate, or masturbate (NOTE: Orbsycli in no way wanted to offend anybody with this notion. It is self pleasure. I am guilty, and honest. KA BLAM, get it? Got it? Good.)

And john heard her just an hour ago.

:Glasses:

All these words melt just fine, thanks.

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I am lucid dreaming

 

I am Velveta on whole grain

 

I am seriously

 

I am enzymatic factors

 

I am already

 

I am strange number

 

I am spelling bee winner

 

I am Little Ball of Hate

 

I am bursting with skat

 

I am posting this and you are reading it

 

I am Transcedental Statehood

 

I am Kilroy

 

I am flirting with her

 

I am driving the speed limit

 

I am Microwaveable without my metal lid

 

I am taking up all this space on thread

 

I am a No-good Son of a B^t*h

 

I am birdman

 

I am knocking up your sister

 

:Glasses: :hyper: :phones:

 

 

I am Quoting myself

 

:lol:

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I am the fizz in soda

 

I am typing

 

I am breathing air

 

I am rambling like a loon

 

I am not the father of that lady's kid

 

I am changing my underwear tomorrow

 

I am low in sodium

 

I am mentally challenged

 

I am wishing on a star

 

I am full of sh*t

 

I am sending out signs that I'm in need of attention.

 

I am laughing with myself

 

I am contemplating what is occuring in the world at the same moment I am writing this.

 

I am a TurkeyClub with Swiss,tomato,and lettuce

 

I am .............Me!

 

 

:Glasses: :hyper: :phones:

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I am binary code

 

I am re-routing

 

I am tapping data-bases

 

I am internet porn

 

I am hacking pcs

 

I am spreading spam viruses

 

I am all possible outcomes..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................:Glasses: :phones:

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I am a good little boy

 

I am student of the month back in 5th grade

 

I am severely detoured on the path of life

 

I am enriched with Calcium

 

I am looking at old recipes

 

I am running out of I am ideas

 

I am a gas pump jockey

 

I am panhandeling for change

 

I am Kool-Aid Man

 

I am plumb retarded

 

I am running for the last gulps in the keg

 

I am inertly active.........

 

 

:Glasses: :hyper: :phones:

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I am Pork and Beans

 

I am Bottle of toxin that will unclog your drains and run into waterways

 

I am seriously disturbed

 

I am having visions of grandeur

 

I am restrained by the cops

 

I am resisting arrest

 

I am a sock with a can of Jack Mackeral in it

 

I am sluffed off skin cells

 

I am Frickin' Whatever

 

I am stepping like an elephant

 

I am shadow boxing

 

I am dehydrated

 

I am big lump of moldable clay

 

I am Fozzy Bear the Muppet

 

 

:Glasses: :hyper: :phones:

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I am open till midnight

 

I am boobs fan

 

I am a regular normal person

 

I am chronically coughing

 

I am 20 minutes past 4 O'clock

 

I am sweet and sour chicken bucket

 

I am stain resistant

 

I am made in the Phillipines

 

I am dead already inside

 

I am Astral Projecting

 

I am looking forward to it

 

I am food stamp card

 

I am infected with joy

 

I am sleazy cocktail waitress in Biker bar

 

I am drooling on my pillow

 

I am hitting my alarm clock with a baseball bat

 

 

:Glasses: :hyper: :phones:

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I am bored.

 

Patterson is bored.

 

I am in a bored community of fighters.

 

I am a lover.

 

I am peace.

 

I am a hippie

 

I am in hippie hell.

 

I am not tranquil.

 

I am not tranquil without the help of massive quantities of chemicals.

 

I am in desperate need of chemicals.

 

Taurine and caffeine will do, I suppose.

 

I am supposing.

 

I am typing.

 

I am bored.

 

I am still.... bored.

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I am cell division

 

" I am not guilty your honor "

 

I am a dumpster full of garbage

 

I am your next power outage

 

I am that fishy smell

 

I am monster truck

 

I am cupids arrow

 

I am innocent until proven guilty

 

I am not to be held resposible if I dont get my Medication!!

 

:Glasses: :phones:

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